[QUOTE=danceswithcats]
That would be an lolshat.
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Lolscat?
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
Old farts travel about 15 mph for at least 10 miles.
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In the left lane with their right turn blinker on the entire way,
[QUOTE=Love Rhombus]
How fast do farts travel?
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[dylan]The answer, my friend,
is blowing in the wind
The answer
is blowing in the wind[/dylan]
10 feet per second. That’s not so very fast. So I guess when I claim to be “tootin’ up a storm”, it’s even less true than I thought.
Parting salutation: May the wind at your back never be your own.
[QUOTE=K364]
How nice to know that you are snorting up gas molecules that were in some other person’s intestines only 1 second ago.
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I believe they’re called “Farticles”
[QUOTE=Love Rhombus]
So, have I helped to fight ignorance by asking this question?
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I don’t know about fighting ignorance, but it’s been a gas.
[QUOTE=Fear Itself]
Are these invisible feces, 'cause i have never noticed any skidmarks after even the most pungent and durable barking spiders.
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Just because you didn’t notice them doesn’t mean they weren’t there, Andretti.
[QUOTE=DudleyGarrett]
Just because you didn’t notice them doesn’t mean they weren’t there, Andretti.
[/QUOTE]
Yes it does.
[QUOTE=lobotomyboy63]
Guy lights candle with fart:
Gotta love the grunt of determination!
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Fake as hell, but funny.
I’ve always wondered what the volume of an average fart is.
This question was also asked in this thread from a few years ago.
[QUOTE=chowder]
Lit or unlit?
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I don’t kn… AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa…!
[QUOTE=imthjckaz]
Velocity of Flatulence
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Band name?
[QUOTE=lobotomyboy63]
The signs of the prophets are written on the bathroom stalls:
Here I sit all broken-hearted;
Came to shit and only farted.
[Reply]
Don’t you bitch, you had your chance;
I tried to fart and shit my pants.
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So I stay in the stink and vapor
Some SOB used all the paper!