How freaking long does it take to use an ATM?!

It has to work for some people. Some people have jobs with up to the minute deadlines and things like small children that have to be at a certain place down to the second sometimes. That is just the way the world works for many if not most people. God bless you if you have none of that but it still doesn’t give you the right to waste other people’s time by dawdling in unnecessary ways. Find a barber shop and hang out there if you are pining for the 1950’s.