See, I’m guessing I got gay points because I’d spend more than $100 on a shirt. But the reason I would do that would be (together with a shower and a nice smile) to try and chat up a pretty girl.
I also note that the questions, “Would you like to be in a romantic relationship with another member of your gender?” and “Would you like to experience mutual orgasm with a member of your gender without the participation of a member of the other gender?” were absent. My answers there would have shifted me back towards straight.
If they’d called it “The Gay Stereotype test”, I’d have taken it more seriously.
I’m my mother’s favorite because I’m an only child, I use a facial cleanser because of rosecea and I care about how I look because I’m a 42 yo single guy.
I told my brother, who is gay, about this test, so he took it.
He got 26%.
According to the test, I’m more gay than he is!
Awhile back, somebody posted a link to a net test on how compatible you’d be with someone based on your names. I got abysmally low scores for my wife and everybody I know, but I got 96% by entering the name “A sexy sheep.” Go figure.
16% Though I am heterosexual that’s not very gay for someone who frequently watches '40s ajd '50s musicals. TheLadyLion had her doubts when she came home while I was watching Meet Me in St. Louis and you should have seen the puzzled scowl on her face when I was watching Guys and Dolls. “What’s wrong with the way these people talk? They don’t use contractions.”
Holy crap. I’m 73 % gay! “Careful! You may be straight-laced, but any more butch and you’ll have to fight off the girls!”
Actually, I’m rather feminine! I wear pink! I have stuffed animals! Goddamn, just cause I know how to change my oil and don’t particularly care about decorating a new flat.
grumble grumble :waiting for boyfriend to come home so I can prove I’m not 73 % gay.:
“Women like you don’t they? Little do they know you’re a wolf in sheeps clothing ready to pounce!”
My wife sure does like me. Oh I’m so confused now… was it the facial cleansers or the decorating a new flat?!? Maybe some of my gay friends have got their gay on me or something.
