How has corn affected you?

In My Humble Opinion
1

Thanks to this board I have been craving the sweet yellow cereal all day, and I changed my dinner plan to make cornbread. I hope you’re happy.

How has corn changed your life today?

2

Good sweet corn on the cob gives me something to do in between sessions of sex.

3

It’s saved on toilet paper. . .

4

Moved from The Maze - Cornfield Art to My Cornfield.

5

I don’t consume much corn but it has reduced my vehicle’s horse power and MPG.

6

I hope you stock up on Monistat, just in case. It is “sweet” corn, after all… :eek: