Recently I stumbled across a British television show called “If you can’t pay, we’ll take it away” on Netflix. It seems to be a reality show, following the actions of “High Court Enforcement Agents” as they carry out writs – mostly collecting debts and/or evicting tenants. It belongs in the ‘can’t look away from the trainwreck’ school of tv watching for me.
I’m sure I’m missing a lot of points (because the show was evidently made for British television so they don’t need to explain all sorts of things that everybody (British) knows … but to these Yankee eyes the way the eviction cases proceed seems to leap erratically from “unbelievably soft/indulgent” towards the debtor to “rigidly harsh” and then back again.
For example, one case went much like this:
Single mother with two children is set up in a flat by ‘the Council’ though the flat is owned and rented out by a private individual. The rent is a thousand pounds a month. It is decided that the woman in entitled to an 800 pound per month benefit/subsidy/allowance and she is supposed to come up with the other 200 pounds by whatever means. But rather than this Council paying the money to the landlord, they give it to the renter who is supposed to add her 200 pounds and pass it along to the landlord.
But the renter immediately decides screw the landlord, she’s keeping her own money and the money from the Council as well. Naturally this annoys the landlady, and she starts working on getting the renter out through a ‘county’ level court. But even though the renter is blatantly stealing 800/1000 pounds a month from the landlady, it take around 8-10 months to get that court to order the eviction. But the Council (apparently not at all concerned that the renter has been stealing their 800/mo for most of a year) tells the renter NOT to pack up and move out when the court rules against her. Rather they tell her to stay put wait until she gets some official notification with a date for when the bailiffs will show up, which it seems could be anything from another two weeks to two months later on. (I don’t know, maybe at least they stop sending the 800 a month to the renter at some point in the proceedings, it wasn’t clear.)
Anyway, apparently they tell her that AFTER she has received notice that the bailiffs are on the way, she should come back to them at that point, and they will proceed to “rehouse” her. Which seems to mean, they will find her another landlord to begin exploiting again? With not a hint of any legal consequences for what she did to the previous landlord?
Okay. To this point, it looks to me like the deadbeat renter is being coddled to a ridiculous degree.
But now the landlord somehow ‘moves it to the High Court’ (which seems to require the landlord paying something a bunch more fees or some such) and the High Court judge issues some sort of writ that basically allows the landlord to hire the High Court Enforcement Agents. (Despite the name, they seem to work for a private collection agency.)
And the coddling goes out the window! Gone is that 2 week to 2 month wait for appointment with the bailiffs. These collection agents can apparently show up within 24 hours AND they don’t have to send any letter or make a phone call or anything ahead of time. They can just show up, announce you have an hour to gather up some clothes and pills and id cards or whatever and then you’re out. Bam! The cases we show the agents generally bend that time quite a bit, they’re not heartless goons or anything, but mostly the people are out on the wrong side of new door locks within a handful of hours.
More amazing to my eyes is that the agents are seemingly free to do just about anything short of physical violence. They can break into the houses/flat, whether or not the renter is there. They drill locks, use crowbars, climb fences, prowl around the house in search of an unlocked door or climb in through windows…
And then the agents always tell the renter they just evicted to hurry on over to the Council, who are REQUIRED to set them up with emergency shelter right away (like in a hotel or something), and then move them into a new rented apartment or house or whatever after that, regardless of whether they’d just abused the system, either by stealing money or deliberately trashing the previous location.
Is that genuinely how it goes in the U.K.? Why in the world would any landlord ever agree to rent their property out under those rules??