So. I am in a LDR. (long distance relationship). I don’t see my gf all of the time, but only when we can meet up.
I took out a mortgage on a beautiful townhouse, which I inhabit in perpetuity. Upstairs there is an entirely separate mirror, sink and set of cabinets, such that it amounts to a deluxe vanity. I don’t use it; it is the province of my gf for sure.
But. The faucet leaked. Being upstairs, the water flowed down, through the downstairs ceiling. This is a major crisis for me; I now own this property, and there is a plumbing leak causing damage to other parts of the home. It simply must be fixed.
So. I called a plumbing company. They drilled a hole in the wall of the house I own that, in hindsight, wasn’t necessary (the hole-drilling into my house). Now I have to get some drywall putty & etc. to really fix this fuckup.
That aside, the actual solution cost more than $700. And it wasn’t really a genius plumbing solution, it was a new faucet, installed. I got a little bit ripped off, but the problem is solved and my hot gf is now free to enjoy her deluxe vanity without concern. As it should be, she really is something, I wish I had the words…