How I oculd have broken the Internet the other day...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A friend commented on Facebook that he was bored and needed a hobby. I know he’s into outdoor stuff, but if he’s bored, maybe he wanted a change? So I suggested he learn to play the ukulele. It’s not hard and doesn’t have to be much of an inve$tment. He didn’t think they were cool enough, so I told him they were cool enough for George Harrison to give them to ALL his friends. Then I posted a youtube link to the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain playing “Theme From Shaft”, which has to rank high on the cool scale.

He came back with a dismissive comment about Tiny Tim.

And then I started to say the phrase NOBODY has ever said, let alone risk breaking the internet with.

I said: Tiny Tim, he’s a bad motherfu…

:eek:

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shut your mouth

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But he’s talking about Tiny…

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Your friend is a poser. If he doesn’t think Amanda Palmer is cool, he wouldn’t know cool if it bit him in the ass. Fuck him. :stuck_out_tongue:

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He’s a complicated man, but no one understood him but Miss Vicki.

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Mmmmmm Ms Vicki.

No tiptoeing around that.

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My father bought me Tiny’s first album, God Bless Tiny Tim, for my birthday the year he showed up on Laugh-In (1968). I was amazed to find our how subversive some of the songs were. (Granted, I was 15 and easily impressed.)