I found this mildly amusing: http://www.howisyourday.com
Well I’ve already had most of the (work) day for Monday 20 March, and I can assure you that :dubious: has been more appropriate than 
Wow, I was really frightened at first reading this and looking at that site, considering today is (still) Sunday, March 19th.
I thought y’all must be from the future or I missed an entire day without knowing it.
Then I realized that I live in California. And all is well.
Wow. That site certainly got popular in a hurry. Behold! The power of the intraweb!