How long does it take a chicken to push out an egg?

[obbn]

Hello Everyone,

Or hen Kays her first egg today! Just wondering how much of a process is it for her to squeeze that puppy out. Is it a quick push our a long involved painful process?

[Colibri]

This one took less than two minutes.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@Colibri

This one took less than two minutes.

And it took me only 45 seconds to realize I really didn’t want to watch that. I tried. But I’m just gonna go on pretending my hens blink those eggs into existence every morning, kinda like a feathery Jeanie.

[Colibri]

Edith Bunker: I asked Archie if he wanted a tongue sandwich, and he said “I ain’t eating nothin’ that came out of a cow’s mouth.”

Gloria: So what did you give him?

Edith: A couple of hard-boiled eggs.

[Patch]

@Happy_Lendervedder

And it took me only 45 seconds to realize I really didn’t want to watch that. I tried. But I’m just gonna go on pretending my hens blink those eggs into existence every morning, kinda like a feathery Jeanie.

But it’s 720p! Such detail!