How many hours per week do you wallow in self-pity? No need to explain why!

Probably between 5 and 15, depending on how I’m sleeping. I do my best wallowing while lying awake in bed.

I don’t do pity. I get pissed.

However, I’d say maybe a half-hour slips in every two weeks or so. Usually, though, I rant in my livejournal or the Pit, and it goes away.