Well, I found out that my 14 year old doesn’t exist. I guess that’s one way to deal with adolescence.
19 of me with my current last name.
885 - when I actually become the Mrs.
8,140 of Mr Johnson… yeah, his name is common.
It says I’m the only one, but I’m pretty sure there’s at least one more. I Googled my name once, and another guy came up. He’s a bluegrass fiddler on the east coast.
Apparently that’s Plan C?