Hampsters are folks who live in the Hamptons.
Hamsters are small furry animals who are responsible for malfunctions on the SDMB.
Now, to keep a tradition, I’ll haff to speel someting wrong in this post. 
Actually, “hampsters” is correct in this instance. Due to the strenuous activity required of them, this board uses only rodents with prior dancing experience. And as everyone knows, only hampsters dance, not hamsters.