Don’t look now, ladies, but the latest fad/trend is … vaginal cosmetic surgery.
Not bigger…but perkier! 
I had the same problem as kellibelli, went up to an 36H with pregnancy, currently down to an F(8 months post-partum). If they ever go back to a D, I’m getting a lift. If they don’t get smaller, I’m getting a reduction with the lift.
BTW, my personal pet-peeve has always been my nipples (for you sticklers for detail, areolas…areolae?). They’re big and I hate them. It must go back to when I was a shy 16 year old and a schoolmate asked, “Do you have cute, little nipples or those big, ugly ones?”
There’s my wish list. Now I just need a talented plastic surgeon. 
(It really isn’t all vanity. I would love to be able to go braless. I’d love to be able wear a bikini that doesn’t have underwire. I’d love to be able to wear backless dresses. I’d love to wear strapless dresses, too. I’d like to not bounce down stairs. I’d like to buy a bra that I didn’t have to special order. I’d like to take up jogging. I’d wear a tank top…okay, it is all vanity.)
Good lord! What could you possibly do? Episiotomy to bring back that “virginal” feel? Eeeewwwwww. People need to get a life.
To Enright3: This is a surprise!! I like to create fictional characters; one is a woman named “Louise Brown” (no connection to the test-tube baby); she is 4’10" and her husband is 6’4"! I didn’t know there were * real * people like that!
But if they sincerly love each other the other stuff doesn’t matter.
Hey there, my bosom buddies :
For a place that makes really comfy bras, in all sorts of sizes (including H cup . . . that’s what I was when I was pregnant, kellibelli . . . I feel your pain) click here.
The company is called Decent Exposures. The bras aren’t delicate and pretty. But they’re really comfortable and the company is owned by some very cool women.
“It’s not burnt. It’s Cajun!” - Christopher A. Evans
Motherfu**ing typos!
Try this:
http://www.decentexposures.com
“It’s not burnt. It’s Cajun!” - Christopher A. Evans
Thanks, Leslie, nice stuff and the prices are pretty good for the quality offered, too. priced
I’m too broad around the back and too big in the hip to be a Vicky’s Secret kind of girl, but for those of us built like scenic highways (we got lots of curves), this is more like it!
your humble TubaDiva
And there’s lots of sights to see!
Your schoolmate was an asshole. I personally adore large areolae (how do you pronounce that?). As far as I can see, the only advantage of small nipples is being able to wear very small or narrow bikini tops. It goes back to what was said earlier about some body types being “in fashion”.
My breasts are real, and I love them. Why waste time wishing for something different anyway? Life’s too short!
An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
Here’s an interesting twist on this theme:
I’m am male, 17-years-old, and I want bigger breasts!
No, I’m not kidding, and no, I don’t want to develop plump funbags, but I do want my pectoral muscles to be better toned, and I want the inner part to be bigger and stronger. I am broad chested, but the muscle isn’t chiseled. I admit, I’m just being a grouch with the “grass is greener” syndrome. I guess I’m not as mature (complacent?) as some of the chicks here (ShirleyU, Leslie, Melanie, BunnyGirl, and others) who are happy with what they have. But I just want you to know that many men don’t like their breasts.
I recall a news story about a stripper who had her already-large breasts enlarged further, then claimed the operation as a business expense on her tax return. The IRS considers cosmetic surgery as being primarily for personal benefit, even for entertainers, so of course they disallowed the deduction.
In response, the woman sued the IRS. She proved in court that her new breasts, weighing a total of ~20 lbs, were more a burden than a personal benefit. Plus she showed that her income increased substantially after the operation, because she could get higher billing and bigger tips. (Pun? What pun?)
The court ruled against the IRS.
I’m not a warlock. I’m a witch with a Y chromosome.
Having been a dancer in a former incarnation, I feel obliged to say that an inordinate amount of things are tax-deductible as a “business expense.”
Being that one is usually considered an “independant contractor”, things like tanning, manicures, health club memberships, etc. are all valid deductions. Therefore, it doesn’t suprise me in the least that someone won the right to use plastic surgery as a tax deduction.
I feel that I need to add that most men never found breasts of that size to have anything more than a “freak show” type attraction though. Most men prefer them real…or so they said to me. Should I have believed them?
My breasts are, from what I’ve come to understand, a pretty common size–38C. It’s taken a while to get used to them, though. When I was in high school, all the girls had small chests & slim hips. I did not. I also did not like the attention that I got. But genetics were against me, so I learned to deal with them. They’re not perky (I don’t recall them ever being perky, to be honest), but they’re not bad. I do have to wear serious underwire, though. Backless anything is OUT. Bikinis? ROFL!
My mom had reduction surgery, a little over 20 years ago, but she was an F cup, and had serious back trouble from carting those things around. She does not regret having the surgery at all. She says that not only did her back problems almost disappear, but she felt more “normal” (she was a teenager in the age of Twiggy, so I can understand that).
TubaDiva:
Most Victoria’s Secret catalogues contain a section called “Full Figure Luxuries” that contains items as large as 40DD. It’s the same kind of lacy, satiny, seductive stuff as in the other sections.
Just my opinion… Keeping in mind of course that i have never had breasts or been made fun of for them, so i don’t know what its worth.
But, i actually prefer a nice firm b cup…thats my preference!
Size of a champagne glass huh??
34C and satisfied. Actually, because I’m a small woman (5’3"), I look very busty in certain clothes. I consider my breasts my best feature. As for self-image…well of course women worry about their breast size. and their weight, hair, wrinkles, etc., etc., because we get the message each and every day that it is looks that count - from the fashion industry, the women’s magazines, TV ads, and most especially from MEN.
Sycorax? What a name to be using to post in this thread!
On a slightly more serious note, you must be kidding…34 C is quite big. Nice and plump and juicy, no matter what your height. (Okay, okay, not so big if you’re over 6 feet)
I don’t know who first said “everyone’s a critic,” but I think it’s a really stupid saying.
OH MY LARGER BREASTS?? I would most definitly fall over if I had anymore! large breasts are good to have when you dont have em but when you do sometimes you wish that they were just a wee bit smaller…even tho men seem to love em (not all but a few)I mean lets face it you cant exactly wear the cute little shits all the small breasted women wear…nor can you even jog unless you have em tied down with a friggin rope! I mean god forbid come home with a few black eyes…so I think people should leave themselves the way they are. your big great.your not great too. just be happy with yourself. and as for implants…personaly I think you kight get bigger boobs…but the sagging is what i would be worried about!
Pete: And what, pray tell, is so ironic about my name in this thread? My namesake had boobs, didn’t she?
I agree with kellibelli. Can you guys imagine your girlfriends or wives saying: “Honey, your balls are nice, but ya ever considered maybe getting implants? Don’t worry about the discomfort. They’ll be more fun to play with.”
I swear, if y’all had to lug around boobs all day y’all would be whining within 10 minutes.