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Those can get expensive; especially when you try to replace one. :wink:

I usually enjoy driving but the next month I have to make several 8 hour + trips followed by going right into work/professional/vacation mode which is why I threw in the stipulation of time. Once that month is over I would go more someone to clean my guns and rods for me as well as dress out anything I catch or shoot; something along the lines of an English Gamekeeper.

I’d like to have a concierge.

When he dies, his wife could be the concierge.*

*Main duty - get rid of those dirty, filthy, disgusting boids.

Cook, absolutely. I like to drive, and I have no use for a butler.

A maid would be nice too, but if I only get one I’d rather have a cook.

“Other” I want a housekeeper. And not just a maid or cleaner, but someone to organize and run the household.

Housekeeper, or better still, a cleaning service. Once a week, vacuum, dust, put things away, wash the floors, etc., then leave.

How about a robot slave who can clean, shovel the snow, mow and rake the lawn, do household repairs, and drive? 'Cause robots are cool.

Regards,
Shodan

Other: I don’t want one.

That’s covered by “butler”. The difference is biological, not functional.

Just as a curiosity, I tried finding out the translation for ama de llaves (the Spanish name for the female version) and google says housekeeper, but I think governess might be more precise, since many people use “housekeeper” to mean “a cleaning lady who also does some cooking”.

You know who’d be an excellent addition to any household? Dolores Abernathy. “Dolores sees the beauty in her everyday life and routine.” She’d totally dig being the governess/driver/cook/home security system/masseuse. She comes with a little baggage, of course, but who doesn’t?

Definitely full on maid that comes in every day. Hell, I’d give her a room if I had it so she never had to leave.

I’d choose a housekeeper, and never mind the divorce jokes, where the ex keeps the house.

I went with the “other” option. It’s funny because there’s a poll about do you use a housecleaning service. I don’t, and I’d love to, but we can’t afford it. I’d love to be able to try it out.