How much damage did Calvin do

Someone went through all the strips and added it up.

That predestination stuff fucked with a lot of people’s heads.

Mind you, Hobbes was pretty bad too, what with all the support for autocracy.

$16,000? That’s all? I’m surprised it’s so low, really.

But that’s only what we know about. For example, we have no idea how much damage was incurred in The Noodle Incident.

Excellent point. Also, how much did his parents and Susie have to pay their various therapists over the years?

My favorite line:

“…so when Calvin placed an incontinent toad on her sweater,…”

He was framed! No one can prove he did that!

How much of that damage comes from Calvin pissing on all those pickup trucks?

Moved MPSIMS --> Cafe Society.

No mention of the Noodle Incident?

ETA: Ninja’d by Runner Coach

I love that this is the first reply. Carry on.

Through pure coincidence I had the privilege of posting the link to that article attached to an image of it displayed on my broken laptop screen.

The serendipity of it produced a sort of soothing concord.

I was pondering this the other day…
Calvin and Hobbes really do, in a twisted way, reflect the thoughts of Calvin and Hobbes.

No, the best part of the full article is the added errata.

That’s pretty good, but it’s no incontinent toad.
Have you ever said or written a sentence that you’re absolutely sure has never been used before in the entire history of everything?