I know this is probably illegal in 38 states, but (GASP!) I’m actually going to answer the OQ instead of getting into yet another amazingly pointless gun control flamewar! (Is that LEGAL??)
But first, I have some nits to pick with the categories:
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Categories 4 and 5 should probably be swapped. My reasoning for this is that handguns are much more easily concealable and so used a lot more often in crime than any form of long arm, semi-auto or no. So in terms of ease of abuse, the handguns are easier to abuse (and/or misuse) than
semi-auto rifles and shotguns.
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I think there needs to be some clarification of categories 3 and 5. Specifically, I would say that any gun that requires manual intervention on the part of the user to load the next cartridge would go into category 3. This means bolt-action rifles, pump-action shotguns, single-shot pistols that you have to open up and pull the spent casing out and put a new one in, etc… are all level 3. On the other hand, any gun where you can pull the trigger twice in a row without doing anything else and it will fire both times is a semi-auto and should be in category 5. (Or category 4, by my way of looking at things.) My point here is that the “military style” qualifier in category 5 is really irrelevant to the gun’s true lethality. A semi-auto rifle with a 10 round magazine has the same capacity for harm when it’s painted all black and has a plastic stock as when it has a walnut stock and a stainless steel finish. The amount of effort and speed with which the chamber reloads is the important thing, not the color of the gun.
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Just as a nitpick, I think “selective fire” weapons that are capable of being in either semi-auto or full-auto (and maybe multi-shot “burst,” too) should be lumped in with the full-autos. If it can fire more than one bullet per pull of the trigger, it’s a full-auto and belongs in category 6.
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Honestly, I’d rather have people owning crew-served weapons like fighter jets and tanks than have them with hand grenades and missle launchers. If you can afford a tank or jet, you’re usually a pretty responsible person and won’t abuse it. (If only because you have to make enough money to afford the crew that maintains it!) On the other hand, I can easily see some street-gang punk buying grenades and throwing one into a sidewalk cafe full of people just for the hell of it. In terms of danger to society, I think the infantry weapons generally rank above the crew serviced weapons. (With the possible exception of artillery.) So swap categories 7 and 8.
So, my categories looks like this:
1 - No legal weapons of any kind (clubs and hand-moved stones)
2 - Edged weaponry (knives, swords)
3 - Manually loaded guns of all types (single-shot pistols, bolt-action rifles, pump-action shotguns)
4 - Semi-auto long arms (including both “hunting-style” and “military-style” semi-auto rifles and shotguns)
5 - Semi-auto handguns (hopefully self-explanatory)
6 - Fully automatic guns of all types (everything from auto-pistols to .50-cal tripod mounted machineguns)
7 - Crew serviced weapons, with the exception of artillery (tanks, planes)
8 - Anti-infantry weapons (missle launchers, flame-throwers, grenades, artillery)
9 - NBC weaponry (hopefully self-explanatory)
I draw the line just after level 7. However, I am still in favor of some regulation previous to that.
Essentially, my philosophy is that the more powerful a toy you want to play with, the more training you need. I know it’s a cliche, but I do believe that it’s the person using the weapon that causes things to happen, not the weapon. So I’m in favor of training very heavily.
Now, I think anyone can train themselves to own a sword competently. A couple evenings with a good book on sword care and common sense will probably do it. Though I would highly recommend a good kendo or fencing course, I do not think such is required to bring the risk level to other people of owning a sword down to reasonable levels.
Guns of all types have a much higher risk factor because of many stupid people who think it’s okay to randomly handle a gun without unloading it first (or not checking to see if it’s loaded - amounts to the same thing) is an acceptable practice. Hence, I would say the need for more intensive training begins at category 3, and the training could easily be structured such that it covers categories 3-6. Though all of cat 3-6 is an awful lot of material, it would be a long course. Maybe break it up into one course for 3-5 (which require mostly the same safety practices) and then a special
one for 6.
Concealed carry is a tough one. Maybe the category 6 course would include training on concealed carry. That would make the category 6 training class be about as long as the 3-5 class, since it seems like they’d both have similiar amounts of material to cover.
Now, before we go on, I would like to emphasize one point here: I am talking about TRAINING. Safety training, in specific. You’ll notice that nowhere do I mention registration or licensing. That’s quite intentional. I don’t believe registration of guns is useful, and the only purpose I can see for licensing is that it proves you had an adequate level of safety training.
Here’s how I envision the training process working:
If you want to own a gun, you have to take a safety course. The course would be given by a private “school” (for lack of a better word) that is run by a private individual. When you register for the class, one of the requirements for entrance is to pass a criminal background check. Upon completion of the course, a wall certificate and a wallet-sized copy of the certificate are given to the student. (Presuming they didn’t flunk out for being a total moron.) This certificate entitles the bearer to buy and keep as many guns as they want, subject to the restraints of the category of class they took. (I.e., you can’t own machine guns until you take a category 6 class.)
The school does not tell anyone who it issues certificates to. Only the police may find out, and to do so they must appear before a judge and present probable cause, the same way one would for a search warrant. However, any police officer, official at a shooting range, etc… may request to see a individual’s course certificate at any time said individual is in posession of a gun. Posessing a gun (on public or private property) and not being able to prove that you have a course certificate will get you jail time.
The schools themselves will be policed by the state or local government. Minimum standards must be established by the government to determine what acceptable minimum safety training is. These standards will be published once a year and subject to a vote of the people’s representatives, or even the people themselves. Several (passing) students a year at random will be tested from each school, and made to pass a written and skills test in gun safety that covers the material in the “minimum standards”. If more than a few students flunk this test, the school’s ability to issue certificates will be revoked - i.e., the school will be shut down. If all schools in a jurisdiction are shut down, the government of that jurisdiction will be obligated to open one themselves, and provide classes for a specified fee
not to exceed some reasonable amount, say $100. The government school must not fail more than a certain percentage (probably 50%) of students than a comparable private school, or the people or their representatives may vote to abolish the minimum standards, which would allow any dumbass who can pass a background check and slip money to an unscrupulous “instructor” to own a gun.
This system is designed to fulfil two objectives:
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People who are obviously dumbass fuckheads should not be allowed guns. The private schools may wash out as many retard crackhead gang-bangers as they feel like. As long as the people they pass can successfully do the written and skills test, they are educating people in gun safety properly and should be allowed to continue. But if they fuck up, they lose. The ability of the private schools to flunk anyone for any reason, and the surety of knowing that your students will be audited, will hopefully prevent irresponsible people from obtaining guns.
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People who are obviously rational adults and who pass a well-designed gun safety class should not be denied the right to bear arms. This system prevents the government from arbitrarily denying the 2nd amendment rights of people who have proven their responsibility and willingness to be safe
gun owners, as has happened in New York and other places by various slimy political ploys like claiming (for the last 15 years running) that they’re all out of permit application forms or such. The mandate to establish their own schools if they shut down all the private ones and the ability of the people to override the government if it tries to muscle away
people’s rights prevents most major abuses. The price cap on government run courses prevents class discrimination and the free market would hopefully prevent private schools from charging insane amounts.
I’m sure this system wouldn’t be foolproof. There are tweaks that even I can see it needs right now from my armchair here. It’s just an outline for my ideal world, where anyone who wants to own a gun MUST undergo a safety training class, and if they pass the class and prove themselves capable of owing a gun responsibly, they cannot be arbitrarily denied by a government that’s supposed to be protecting their rights.
Lastly, as far as category 7 weapons go, I’m pretty much fine with any kind of regulation you want to impose there. The people who are rich enough to afford fighter jets and tanks are not the ones you need to worry about anyway, and will have enough money to jump through whatever hoops you require. Having to register your recycled F-16 on a government list would be seen as a prestige symbol by the ultra-rich who can afford such things.
So that’s my two cents. Thanks for reading through this entire long-winded post…
-Ben