Or, rather, how little money…?
OK, technically I suppose even a quarter could change your life if, say, you found one on the sidewalk which, added to the two quarters in your car’s ashtray, gave you enough to vacuum out your car with one of those high-powered coin-op nuumbers that give you three minutes of suction for 75 cents, and while you were poised, butt in the air and head halfway under the passenger seat with hose in hand, you noticed a slip of paper that revealed something about your SO that he/she never intended for you to know…
You get the picture.
But I don’t really mean that.
I mean, if the Magic Money Fairy were to land on your head and offer you as much money as you needed to change your life in the way you wanted, with two main caveats:
a) You only get as much as you need–you don’t get to just throw a number in the air without a specific plan as to how to use it, and
b) You have to do something with it–you don’t get to, say, ask for enough money so that you can quit your job and live off the interest if all you’re going to do is sit on the couch and watch Regis and Kelly (you can stay at home to raise your kids (or somebody else’s kids), or write your novel, or throw pottery, but you must be productive of something besides gas)
… how much would you need?
Me? About $50,000. That’d give me enough $$$ to pay off enough of my debt (student loans + credit cards + mortgage), so that I could afford to teach again (which would involve a pay cut that I can’t afford right now), with summers off.
And then I’d be poised on the cusp of a couple of months of freedom right now (I can’t help it; I’ve been at this job for almost three years now, but whenever the summer comes, I just feel like I shouldn’t be working).
Heck, I could probably get by with $35,000 or $40,000.
How about you?