You can’t be THAT much of one if you’re reading this, so I’m talking relatively speaking.
I have a cell phone. It’s a pre-paid thing that I bought at CVS. I don’t know the phone number. I keep it in the bottom of my shoulderbag just in case something happens to me while I’m walking to work or if I’m driving. So it’s default state is “OFF”. I probably have some voice mails on it from months ago that I still haven’t checked. I texted someone once. It took me fifteen minutes to write it because I kept messing up.
I have an mp3 player. I bought it at Target for $49.99. An elderly lady asked me about it and I told her that it held 350 songs (thinking she’d be impressed). She said, “That’s all?” I can afford an iPod. I just don’t need or want one.
I have two laptops. One that I keep at home and surf the web on. Another one–a cheapie–that I keep in my desk at work when I want to write during my lunch break. So I guess I’m not too backwards there.
Except for the fact that I have just one TV–a 13" tube, not a flat screen. It’s got buttons and a remote, so that’s good. But I don’t have a VCR or DVR. It’s connected to cable, though. It’s kind of embarrassing when Comcast comes to switch out modems or whatever and they see my small screen. Also, the screen is so small that words are cut off in the Guide menu. Sometimes I have to use context clues to figure out what a TV show is about, because critical words are missing.
I don’t have Facebook or MySpace accounts. I’ve never gone to one of those dating websites. I have a hotmail account that I use daily, and a yahoo account that I never use. I don’t chat or instant message. I don’t play computer games. Pandora is the coolest thing I use. And Skype.
I don’t know what “4G” means. I don’t know how a Blackberry is different from a regular cellphone. I don’t know how an iPhone is different from a non-iPhone. I don’t know what “Droid” is.
I’m not afraid of technology, so I guess I’m not a Luddite at all. But I am averse to buying things that I feel are unnecessary. Like, why do I need to leave my cellphone on ALL THE TIME? If I need to call you, I’ll call you. If you need to reach me, you can email me or leave a message on my Skype voice mail, which will notify me by email. I’ll get back to you as soon as possible. And why do I need to access the internet on my cellphone? How much of it can you enjoy on that little screen?
I guess if I had to grade myself on technocoolness, I’d give myself a C-/D+.
And you?