How much porn do you have?

A computer would probably get pissed off at its user and say, “Hey, kid! Stop all the downloadin’!”

(Found this interesting tidbit as well. Try the above link first.)

Isn’t “toilet” the UK/European word for “bathroom”? I’m pretty sure Sapo is originally from Italy.

Until last week, I had about 250 files at roughly 20 gigs on an external drive but since I never looked at it, I went ahead and deleted all of it. All I have left now are three DVDs (one of which is a bonus disc; the standalone was a gift from a Doper) and a cracked account on a rather large website.

I used to have a collection when I lived by myself but it didn’t make sense to move it twice when the internet takes up so much less space in the closet.

Zip, zilch, nada. Unless you include an old dusty copy of “The Joy of Sex”. My spouse provides all the fantasy I can handle.

:slight_smile: Venezuela, actually (Italian ascendancy, though). Either way, the whole take the laptop to the restroom thing just reminds me of the Seinfiled episode where George takes a book to the restroom at a bookstore.

Ah, OK. Somehow I got the idea that you were Italian (from Italy) and had moved to Puerto Rico to be with Mrs. Sapo, where I suppose the truth was that you were Italian (from Venezuela) and had moved to Puerto Rico to be with Mrs. Sapo. Or am I messing that up too?

You are missing about 17 other moves that I have done in between, but I haven’t brought them up here, so you are correct. We moved to PR from the US, though. We were both living there when we met.

None. It doesn’t do anything for me. Husband has some on his computer and some movies. I have no idea of the amount.