Damn, we’ve gone from $3.50 to $25k just like that!? Don’t you know how an auction works?
We’ll take that as your maximum bid. So that makes the bid $3.75. I’ll go $4.00.
Let’s ask DSYoungEsq.
I’ll sell you my contributions for $14.95 a year.
But, since you’re already a member, I’ll offer the Charter SDMB Owner discount, which is just $7.50 per year, as long as you do not lapse in your payment.
In addition, you’ll can ask me about any of my past posts and I’ll do my darndest to remember what it was I said, and you won’t have to listen to any of my commercial shilling.
Finally, I can’t tell you what, exactly, but expect some great posting from me in the upcoming years, on new and different topics. I hate to be so secretive, but I think you’ll enjoy what you get.
I’ll pay $7.48 a year.
It was about that time I realized this message board was 8 stories tall, and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
I don’t care how much I pay,
I wanna post on The Dope all night and day…
I think I saw it up on eBay a couple days ago. Last bid: $19.01
I want my two dollars!!!
Come now. Lebenty-thousand is a SUBSTANTIAL sum.
No, that was Iceland.
Six belts of fine wampum, twenty axe heads, three iron kettles, one bridesweight of Liberian witch sticks, a slightly used Jew’s harp and a Yap stone.
I have everything but the Yap stone. Fuck.
I found a couple down the back of my sofa. You can have one.
$1,920, plus they’ll throw in the Death Ray for free!
Thank god I’m not the only one.
Wouldn’t purchasing the SDMB mean purchasing the hosting servers and equipment? I assume that wouldn’t be cheap.
How much for just the death ray?
Those could be leased from someplace like Godaddy for probably less than $1K a month.
Excellent. Now how much for the SDMB women? Your women, I wish to purchase them…
Hosting servers, equipment, and TubaDiva’s Dream House sold seperately. SDMB sold by weight not volume. Batteries not included.