The Holidays were really good to me—Santa brought me a rocket ship![sup]*[/sup]
So I’ve packed a lunch (so shedding mass is out) and I want to get my velocity as close to zero as possible.
I take off and get into orbit. If I go high enough, can I just turn around and fly opposite the rotation of the Earth and effectively stop orbiting and end up as a fixed point in the Earth’s sky? As in I’d be sitting three degrees off Beetlejuice and every night people can go out and wave. Can I reach that point and still be between the Earth and the Moon?
But even if I’m still compared to the Earth’s rotation, I’m still orbiting the sun, right? How do I stop? Can I start on the side of the Earth opposite to its orbit and fire my engines until the Earth starts moving away? If the Earth is orbiting the sun at about 67,062 MPH, and I know the output of my engines, weight of craft, etc., I can calculate how long I have to floor it before I reach that speed. If I start out in the opposite direction and cut my engines just as I reach that speed, would I pretty much sit there for a year until the Earth came wizzing by again?
But even then I’m still chugging along with the solar system, aren’t I? If I take a few measurements from distant stars, I can get an idea of how the solar system is moving within the galaxy, right? Can I stop my motion relative to the solar system? Which way to I fly?
And if I do that, aren’t I still moving along the galactic plane? Taking new measurements from distant galaxies, can I zoom in the opposite direction the galaxy is spinning and become still relative to its spin—so if I sit there long enough the next arm will come washing over me, or if I wait long enough (I’d better pack a big lunch), the arm with the Earth and sun will do another flyby?
But the Milky Way itself is moving through space. Can I use the same measurements I took to figure out how the arms are spinning and stop moving relative to the galaxy?
Now what? Is this as ‘stopped’ as I can get? Assuming infinite fuel, is this level of stopping possible?
I think I understand why “stopped” is a meaningless concept absent some point of reference to be stopped relative to, but could I reach a point such that for all intents and purposes, for every measurement I can make I appear to have no velocity?
Despite my efforts, do I appear to move to observers in different parts of the universe? How?
[sup]*Okay, it’s the cardboard box the Dudeling’s toys were shipped in; but I’ve got a box of crayons and some scissors.[/sup]