How not to name your city/country for Beginners

Burma!

Uh oh…Kythereia’s panicking again…

I’ve heard Belize is nice, though.

Yeah, but that country’s official name is now Myanmar. Maybe they’ve come to the same conclusion we have? :eek:

Or, hey, all the Benelux countries. Now there’s a hotbed of economic instability and political revolt!

Or how about Bergen County, New Jersey? Or Belgravia?

Yeah. Places that start with B are always hotspots of trouble.

Why’d you say “Burma!”?

Reading Joe Cleary’s book Literature, Partition and the Nation-State taught me one thing:

Do not partition any nation-state whose name begins with the letter I.

Not unless you want violence.

Ireland, India, and Israel have probably learned this lesson by now. Hopefully it doesn’t happen in Iraq.

And refrain from using the letter M if you want to have a recognizable abbreviation.
ME
MH
MD
MA
MI
MN
MS
MO
MTExtra credit for any (non USPS employee) who knows what the MH stands for

OK, thought as an outsider, I’d see how I could do with the Ms:

ME - Maine
MH - Military something?
MD - Maryland
MA - Massachusetts
MI - Mississippi
MN - Michigan
MS - ?
MO - Missouri
MT - Minnesota

Bahhh, googled, and I got most of them wrong. And nope, I’d never heard of ‘MH’.

Bhopal

Belgian Congo

“We didn’t start the fire; it’s been always burning…” :wink:

Cite? And one with pictures too.

Don’t forget Bikini Atoll. They had some pretty serious “environmental problems” way back when.

ah yes, but using the ‘official’ name Myanmar is just hiding a larger problem! That problem, my fellow Dopers, is the hidden B!

(actually large chunks of the western world don’t recognise ‘Myanmar’ , but that’s a political sidetrack and not appropriate for this thread).

ME Maine
MH nfc
MD Maryland
MA Massachusetts
MI Michigan
MN Minnesota
MS Mississippi
MO Missouri
MT Montana

What about New Brunswick? That’s certainly a hotbed of sedition! :wink:

No, no, the “New” part absorbs the evil of the B.

I’d have a closer look at Baltimore, if I were you.