How often do car battery cables get shorts in them?

[BubbaDog]

@Thudlow_Boink

Actually, I keep reading the thread title, “How often do car battery cables get shorts in them,” and picturing a scene where a mechanic rummages around under the hood of a car and then comes out holding up a pair of boxer shorts. “I think I found your problem, Mr. Smith!”

And this too is an error. Only briefs are found under the hood. Unless of course you are speaking of cars manufactured in Italy which are known for boxer briefs with the exception of Ferrari which only use thong underwear.

[AncientHumanoid]

@Thudlow_Boink

Are there any experts here who can confirm or deny this claim?

[clipped]

I am an expert*

I say it a lot**

• in digital photography and in sci-fi trivia

** most often, tho, I say: “reverse the polarity of the neutron flow”
:dubious:

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

@BubbaDog

And this too is an error. Only briefs are found under the hood. Unless of course you are speaking of cars manufactured in Italy which are known for boxer briefs with the exception of Ferrari which only use thong underwear.

This man needs a large Federal grant. For research.

[eschereal]

Oh, I have a short story. I went for a long trip in my old Subaru, leaving at 3am for good measure. Around 4am, I was climbing the pass when I noticed an odd hitch in my getalong, accompanied by flickering headlights. Then every damn thing went black and I coasted to the shoulder. Turned out the positive cable had been routed poorly, impinging on some warm part of the engine until it melted and completely fried out. I was able to tape the insulation and tie the cable to a safe spot. Got a jump from a nice state trooper and bought a new battery in the next town.

[jnglmassiv]

@BubbaDog

And this too is an error. Only briefs are found under the hood. Unless of course you are speaking of cars manufactured in Italy which are known for boxer briefs with the exception of Ferrari which only use thong underwear.

Porsche was instrumental in developing the compact German line of Boxter Brief shorts.

[Machine_Elf]

@Thudlow_Boink

Actually, I keep reading the thread title, “How often do car battery cables get shorts in them,” and picturing a scene where a mechanic rummages around under the hood of a car and then comes out holding up a pair of boxer shorts. “I think I found your problem, Mr. Smith!”

OK good, I’m not the only one then.

[Arjuna34]

@engineer_comp_geek

A short is a specific type of fault, so even if you are being a bit slangy and are talking to a layman who doesn’t understand electricity, it would still seem to me to be an odd thing for someone to say.

If I were trying to explain it to someone, and I didn’t know what the problem was, I’d say it’s either a short or an open, and if they ask what that means I would say “either something broke somewhere and isn’t connecting like it should or something is touching something it shouldn’t.”

As an electrical engineer (and also background as an electrician), this is my experience as well. Even though I’m used to folks without an electrical background describing electrical failures as “shorts”, I would never use that term with anyone non-technical myself, unless I thought it actually was a short circuit vs. some other problem. It would sound extremely odd to me if someone else with an electrical background did that, even speaking to a layperson. Even though “short” is used in a generic sense by non-technical people, it has a pretty specific meaning to someone electrical.