Night before last, around midnight, I was sitting in the office reading the Dope, of course, when I heard Noodles (who lives right outside the window of that room) start going nuts. This wasn’t barking like, “HEY! SQUIRREL!” it was more like “I’M EATING SOMEONE’S FACE OFF!”. I peeked out the window and saw a man in an orange hat sprinting down my driveway. He started out so near to the house that Noodles must have been all over him by the time he ran away. Of course I did the logcal thing and grabbed a flashlight and a butcher knife and ran loudly out the back door after the bastard… nobody messes with my dogs! Never caught him, I think he slunk into a neighbor’s yard and escaped over their fence. I’m pretty sure he was attempting to break into one of those front windows and in the darkness didn’t see the dog sleeping on the porch till it was too late. Noodles is my hero. Ghost is friendly once he gets to know you, but even regular strangers, such as the postman and the meter-readers are subjected to much barking, growling and hopping around. I had to have a radio-read meter installed because the new meter man was afraid of my dog. So my dogs defend me, or at least my property, on a regular basis.
When I was about 10 my mom’s best friend and her husband (Dan) owned a massive Rottweiler named Bullet who was a retired “rescue” dog. As in, a dog who rescued people rather than a dog who was rescued. She was very protective of her new parents, even against my mom and my brother and I. She never attacked anyone directly that I know of, but would stand right in front of you, stepping on your toes, while emitting a low, threatening growl. They would have to call her off us every time we visited. Even so, she got used to us and eventually included us in her pack. We went on vacation to the beach a summer later and took the dog. Dan and another guy were in the water wrestling a small distance away, having forgotten about the dog. Suddenly Bullet springs into action! She bounds across the beach, swims to the guys and separates them. Then, apparently under the impression that they were drowning, grabbed Dan by his head and dragged him to shore. (Dan isnt’ a small man, by the way. If I weigh 100 pounds he must weigh 350, and it’s all muscle. Big, scary looking dude.) Dan had to have 17 stitches in his head from her teeth. His wife was mad at the dog, but Dan refused to let her be punished or shunned. “She thought she was saving my life! She did exactly what she was supposed to!” He said. I had to agree.
When my stepdad owned a local tatoo parlor he employed the services of his Akita (called Zandy) and her constant companion Shadow, who was something like 90% wolf, as I understood. They would hang out on their dog beds by the front door of the office and sniff each customer as they came in. Sniffing for drugs? Probably they were actually sniffing for treats, if I had my guess. They saw so many strangers all day and were so people friendly that people underestimated their sharp teeth. Zandy once bit me right in the face, so I never underestimated them!
On the other end of the spectrum, we had a tiny dog named Fred who was a half chihuahua half terrier mix. He came up almost to my knees. He was very attached to my elderly great aunt, who was about 84 at the time. Anytime my friends would come over he would park himself under her armchair and wait for one of them to walk by her, and then he would jump out barking and snapping like crazy. Sadly, after my aunt went to the hospital for the final time, he would wander the house looking for her, whining. He would sleep right under her chair, getting up and checking it every so ofte to see if she was back. He ran away the day of her funeral, I guess he figured out that she was never coming home. My cousins and I canvassed the neighborhoood and called the pound, and there was no trace of him. We found out that he got hit by a car a few days later. sniff