Two more quick things. First, I was a little hard on Syd earlier. While I don’t think she has a “fight” instinct in her entire body, she’s an excellent sentry. If someone’s coming up the walk, she’ll have a bark out and be at the window even before Bitz.
Another Bitz thing that I have no idea where she learned but has impressed me from the get-go: If someone comes to the door and I open it, she absolutely will not stay inside. She rushes out past the person and gets behind them.
At first I thought it was a way of getting some strange human love. I’m normally polite with solicitors, telling them I’m not interested and wishing them a good evening. One night I had a guy come to the door who thought I was fooling around with his girlfriend. The fact that I’d never heard of the girlfriend meant nothing to him.
I shot a look beyond him as he got more agitated and said, “Buddy, my dog is about to rip your kidneys out. I’d calm down, step aside and back away slowly.”
When he stopped hollering for a second, both he and I heard that unmistakeable Rottie (mix in her case) rumble coming out of Bitz. You don’t actually hear it, you feel it, like a beam of projected bassline malice, right in your gut.
He turned very quickly white and then very slowly around. She was waiting to carve herself a steak out of him. I stepped over to her, looped my fingers through her collar and told him to back very slowly down the walk and calmly get in his car.
He did. I fried her up some bacon.