How Popular Are Dogs... on a menu?

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
Why is it acceptable to protect dolphins from ending up on someone’s plate, but not dogs, anyone?
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Last I checked, dogs were not on the verge of extinction. Quite the opposite, in fact. If dogs were dying out, I’d be fine with a prohibition of eating them, and I would reject all cultural arguments about ‘old-timers’, ‘tradition’ and people being ‘set in their ways’. In my book, culture is not holy. The thing is, though, that in plenty of areas, dogs are a pest rather than an endangered species.

[QUOTE=Švejk]
Last I checked, dogs were not on the verge of extinction. Quite the opposite, in fact. If dogs were dying out, I’d be fine with a prohibition of eating them, and I would reject all cultural arguments about ‘old-timers’, ‘tradition’ and people being ‘set in their ways’. In my book, culture is not holy. The thing is, though, that in plenty of areas, dogs are a pest rather than an endangered species.
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A good enough reply, but using that argument, you could make a far better case for eating humans. After all, we are omnivores, so it probably wouldn’t affect our diet too much.

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
A good enough reply, but using that argument, you could make a far better case for eating humans.
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Yes, you can make that case, as long as you are a sub moronic troll.

[QUOTE=Ale]
Yes, you can make that case, as long as you are a sub moronic troll.
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Evidence? Cites? Let’s see what you’ve got.

[QUOTE=Ale]
Yes, you can make that case, as long as you are a sub moronic troll.
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I guess he qualifies.

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
Evidence? Cites? Let’s see what you’ve got.
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To paraphrase-Your posts are our cite.

[QUOTE=Who_me?]
I guess he qualifies.
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  • see post #184 *

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]

  • see post #184 *
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Your posts are my cite.

(Dammit! I didn’t look up past ivan’s last post and I copied Czarcasm’s post almost verbatim.)

[QUOTE=Czarcasm]
To paraphrase-Your posts are our cite.
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So, am I trolling in ALL of my 700+ posts? What percentage exactly of my posts on here, display evidence of “trolling” or “sub-moronic” behaviour? You and anyone else making accusations are going to have to be precise here, or otherwise I’m just going to discount it as subjective opinion.

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
So, am I trolling in ALL of my 700+ posts? What percentage exactly of my posts on here, display evidence of “trolling” or “sub-moronic” behaviour? You and anyone else making accusations are going to have to be precise here, or otherwise I’m just going to discount it as subjective opinion.
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37.78% of your posts are obvious trolling attempts.
23.34% of your posts are less obvious trolling attempts.
38.88% of your posts are just batshit insane.

Good enough for you?

[QUOTE=Who_me?]
37.78% of your posts are obvious trolling attempts.
23.34% of your posts are less obvious trolling attempts.
38.88% of your posts are just batshit insane.

Good enough for you?
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No. You’ve just pulled them figures out of your arse.

p.s. Now shove them back in. Your brain’s leaking out.

eta - Amendment before grammar police arrested me.

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
No. You’ve just pulled them figures out of your arse.
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Cite? :smiley:

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]

p.s. Now shove them back in. Your brains are leaking out.
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Now Dude, that isn’t very nice. Prove to me that I didn’t read every one of your posts and arrive at my numbers legitimately.

[QUOTE=Who_me?]
Cite? :smiley:
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The only accuracy was that they added up to 100. If you want to convince me you’ve read ALL my posts - so you can make at least a half-assed attempt at ‘truthfulness’ - you are going to have to bring ‘evidence’ to the table. You can add your own subjective analysis of said ‘evidence’ as well, if it helps your cause. :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Who_me?]
Now Dude, that isn’t very nice.
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Excuse my rudeness, I mistook your post for one of Ale’s, who suggested I was ‘sub-moronic’, and was replying in kind. Sorry, dude.

*Hang on! I take that back. You fucking agreed with him! *

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
The only accuracy was that they added up to 100. If you want to convince me you’ve read ALL my posts - so you can make at least a half-assed attempt at ‘truthfulness’ - you are going to have to bring ‘evidence’ to the table. You can add your own subjective analysis of said ‘evidence’ as well, if it helps your cause. :stuck_out_tongue:
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Look, the problem here is that you demand evidence, but do not provide any of your own. You try to rile people up to get a reaction. Trolls, by definition, try to rile people up to get a reaction. I don’t believe for a second that your OP was meant sarcastically, I believe you claimed that to get out from under the shitstorm you started.

Your opinions are not evidence.

[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
*Hang on! I take that back. You fucking agreed with him! *
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And I still do.

[QUOTE=Who_me?]
Look, the problem here is that you demand evidence, but do not provide any of your own.
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What evidence do I need to provide? I’m not the one accusing anyone of ‘trolling’!

[QUOTE=Who_me?]

You try to rile people up to get a reaction. Trolls, by definition, try to rile people up to get a reaction.
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You know this because you know me so well, eh? Come on, where are the abundant examples?

[QUOTE=Who_me?]

I don’t believe for a second that your OP was meant sarcastically, I believe you claimed that to get out from under the shitstorm you started.
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I agree, there was nothing sarcastic about my OP. It was a sincere attempt to find out more about the subject, albeit not in an emotionally detached manner.

[QUOTE=Who_me?]

Your opinions are not evidence.
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And nor are yours, or anyone else’s, but that is all I’m getting.

I tried to eat dog once. I like to think I’ll try anything, but I just wasn’t even able to put the dog in my mouth. I did eat horse in Japan. Oddly enough, served raw and sliced thinly, it was more like tuna sashimi than Mr. Ed carpaccio. In other words, not too bad, but still I won’t eat it again. The taste isn’t enough to overcome (1) the cost and (2) the fact that I’m eating a companion animal, even though it’s kind of a cow-sized and cow-shaped companion animal.

Let me help you out. The figures given by Who Me? indicate there are 276 blatant trolling attempts within my post count. Go and get the 10 best examples, and we’ll go on from there, shall we?