How should I wash my pants?

In My Humble Opinion
1

I ruined my pants with grease and dirt and oil and carbon and oh my! They are so incredibly dirty it’s disgusting. I’m talking not being able to see the original khaki color, just carbon black.

How should I wash these?

Do I have any chance of wearing them again?

I soaked them in Castrol SuperClean (solubizes grease and oils on contact) for a few hours… what should I do now? More SuperClean? Simple Green? I have a bunch of shirts that need it, too.

Anybody?

–Tim

2

For god’s sake man…carefully back away from the pants.
Cleaning instructions for Homey:

Find a river.

Find a rock.

Beat pants.

Rinse and repeat if needed.