How stooopded can any one get.

[The_Long_Road]

Speaking of fucks, the wife and I were in Big Lots today and she found Banana and Strawberry flavored condoms. While this has nothing to do with the stooopded OP, I found it entertaining.

[Ilsa_Lund]

@Q.E.D.

I gave a fuck at the orifice.

The orifice fuck drives don’t go to the little children, though.

[Eleusis]

I will NOT be giving any fucks to small children.

That’s disgusting.

[Ilsa_Lund]

That is not in the spirit of giving, though.The Give A Fuck foundation only cares about the welfare of the fuck-less.

[overlyverbose]

@Ilsa_Lund

That is not in the spirit of giving, though.The Give A Fuck foundation only cares about the welfare of the fuck-less.

The amusement I’m getting out of this thread is DEFINITELY worth a fuck. Count me in!
Now you’ll have to excuse me while I clean the coffee off my monitor.

[HelenGawn]

Hey, Ilsa, I’m short a couple of fucks. If you’ll lend me one now, I’ll give you two next payday.

[Ilsa_Lund]

The Give A Fuck foundation is not a lending house! I’d need your money shot as collateral.

As we move into the surreal…

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Fuck.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckityfuckfuckfuck

[Janx]

Well! * ** I *** for one, **give a fuck ** in fact, here! You can have my whole collection of
** fucks **!

The word “FUCK” is now officially recognized by American Lexicographers.
This happened in 197O when the word was listed for the first time in the
American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language as:

               Fuck (fuk) v. fucked, fucking, fucks.

This dictionary’s definition is expansive. Herewith is an elaboration on
the many uses of “fuck” in everyday English. So read it for fuck’s sake!

“Fuck” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb
both transitive ( John fucked Mary ) and intransitive ( Mary was fucked by
John). It can be an active verb ( John really gives a fuck ) or a passive
verb ( Mary really doesn’t give a fuck ), an adverb ( Mary is fucking
interested in John ), and a noun ( Mary is a fine fuck ). It can be used as
an adjective ( Mary is fucking beautiful ).

It should be obvious now that there are not many words as versatile as

“fuck”. Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to
describe many situations.

    o  Fraud - I got fucked by my insurance agent.
    o  Trouble - I guess I'm fucked now.
    o  Aggression - Fuck you!
    o  Passive - Fuck me.
    o  Confusion - What the fuck!
    o  Difficulty - I can't understand this fucking business
    o  Dispair - Fucked again!
    o  Philosophical - Who gives a fuck?
    o  Religious - Holy fuck!
    o  Incompetence - He's all fucked up.
    o  Displeasure - What the fuck is going on?
    o  Rebellion - Fuck off!
    o  Surprise - This is too fucking much!

 It can be used in descriptive anatomy - "He's a fucking asshole!"
 It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
 It can be used in business - "How did I get this fucking job?"
 It can be used in prediction - "I'll get fucked!"
 It can have maternal connotations - "Mother fucker!"
 It can be political - "Fuck Reagan!"
 It can open the door to wonderful relationships - "Let's fuck"

The mind fairly boggles at the funny uses. How could anyone be offended

when you say “fuck”? Use it in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige.

[Chefguy]

@Eleusis

I will NOT be giving any fucks to small children.

That’s disgusting.

Fuck them, the fuckin’ fucks…

[Ilsa_Lund]

@Chefguy

Fuck them, the fuckin’ fucks…

So you’ll spare a fuck?

[emekthian]

When I was fuckless, I relied on the help of people like you to get fucks. I know what it’s like to be one of those poor, fuckless children. Although I can now give many fucks, it’s still just a drop in the bucket. There are literally millions of people who don’t have a fuck. Please people, give a fuck.

gives a fuck

[The_Long_Road]

When I found myself wanting of a fuck, I turned to my brother and asked, “Brother, can thou shareth a fuck with one who is downtrodden?” and I was blessed with a fuck. As this was so shall you anoint a downtrodden brother with a fuck when you find him wanting. For there is no greater glory then to spread thy wealth of fucks around. As surely as a camel cannot pass through the eye of a needle, neither shall a greedy non-sharing possessor of fucks enter heaven. Shareth the fucks lest yea be judged to be a fuck.

[Ilsa_Lund]

@The Long Road

When I found myself wanting of a fuck, I turned to my brother and asked, “Brother, can thou shareth a fuck with one who is downtrodden?” and I was blessed with a fuck. As this was so shall you anoint a downtrodden brother with a fuck when you find him wanting. For there is no greater glory then to spread thy wealth of fucks around. As surely as a camel cannot pass through the eye of a needle, neither shall a greedy non-sharing possessor of fucks enter heaven. Shareth the fucks lest yea be judged to be a fuck.

Let he who is without fuck fuck the first fuck?

[misstee]

@Ilsa_Lund

No one wants to contribute to the Give a Fuck foundation?

Can I be the first to request a fuck form the Give a Fuck foundation?
I really, really need a fuck.

[Q.E.D]

@misstee

Can I be the first to request a fuck form the Give a Fuck foundation?
I really, really need a fuck.

Well, if Ihave to give a fuck…I can’t think of a more worthy cause. Hey, someone’s got to make the sacrifice!

[misstee]

@Q.E.D.

Well, if Ihave to give a fuck…I can’t think of a more worthy cause. Hey, someone’s got to make the sacrifice!

Thanks, the world is a much better place because of you, Q.E.D.

[Tentacle_Monster]

*Tentacle Monster posts a sign by his room:

Got a fuck?
Give a fuck!
Need a fuck?
Get a fuck!
Need two fucks? Well, give me five minutes between 'em.

[Jenaroph]

I dunno, I’m kinda wary of giving fucks to people who solicit them over the internet.

[Marlitharn]

I’ve got an old fuck lying around that I was going to coat in chicken livers and feed to the piranhas, but I’ll gladly donate it to the Give A Fuck foundation instead.