How straight are you? (a quiz for guys)

[idiotboy]

I scored a 36, Level 2…

but my real question, is how thinksnow came upon this quiz…

Do you frequent straightacting.com? Or maybe you mistyped straightdope.com one day…

[Sue_Duhnym]

Your score is 171

LEVEL 8 – EXTREMELY FEMININE

You got it, you flaunt it. You don’t even try to hide it. You want the world to know that you are proud of who you are and if it means two snaps with a ‘you go girlfriend’ then so be it. Life is too short to be someone you’re not, and you’ll be damned if you’re going to suppress your girlish charm for anyone.

And I’ve never even seen “Titanic” or “The Bridges of Madison County!”

[Davidbw1]

Straight enough not to need a little quiz to tell me that i’m straight

[MrVisible]

Hey, I got a level 1 too… wanna go out and celebrate, Sk8?

[gobear]

Four guys got Level 1, two of us are gay. I wonder what, if any, significance that has.

[dublos]

*And My score… *

Your score is 50

LEVEL 3 – MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING

You lead a normal everyday life and it’s ‘no questions asked’ as people just assume you are straight. Every once and awhile a very aware person might notice something that causes them to think ‘fem’ but it’s a fleeting thought because you turn around and surprise them with more masculine traits before they even have time to fully analyze the last one.

Well, ok, I like bubble bath’s and I don’t care what ya think about it.

-Doug

[Amazing_Tiki_God]

Hmm level 5 score of 84 somewhat feminine I find this amusing. I’m not gay hmmm I think they need to rework this quiz considering I’m a manly man

[Scylla]

I got a 94. Somewhat feminine. I guess that means I get o join the ambiguously gay duo of Spiritus Mundi, and Dr. Matrix.

[dropzone]

Your score is 42

LEVEL 3 – MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING

Which explains why I feel I have to sometimes suffix a statement like “I love to watch Antiques Roadshow” with “but I AM straight.”

[Lowellster]

I chalked up a 34. About what I would’ve guessed for myself. Amusing, or at least more so than work.

[astro]

Score 25

LEVEL 2 – VERY STRAIGHT ACTING

You are incredibly butch! You are so straight your manhood has a manhood. Nancy boys need not apply. Sissies steer clear! Your lumbering swagger frightens small animals and children. Arnold Schwartznegger and Brue Willis are Fire Island cabana boys compared to you. You have no feminine side. You are THE MAN!
GRUNT!!

[matt_mcl]

7: Very Feminine. (Duh.)

[six-o]

Your score is 98

LEVEL 5 – SOMEWHAT FEMININE

Your Mom already knows. Smart girls in the office already know that you like to sleep with men. Your straight acting traits are few and far between as your feminine traits start to surface. You tend to be a real sensitive guy that gets along great with the female posse at work.

Ok, so I’m a straight dude, but maybe this explains why guys are always hitting on me, or thinking that I’m hitting on them.

I do cross my legs with one knee over the other, and yes I have alot of friend-girls, but c’mon I’ve never had any sexual interactions with men. What gives?

1B 2B 3C 4AB 5A 6E 7CDEF 8AB 9ABCD 10F 11B 12G
13ABCDEF (this one hurt me, I’m sure, but I didn’t select Home Decorating!) 14C 15CEK 16 17AG 18B 19ACE 20A 21BC 22ABCE 23AE 24CD 25A

What did I do wrong? We did nothing wrong! [A Few Good Men]

[Esprix]

Didn’t we already have this thread before?

Without getting into how much I loathe the term “straight-acting,” I’ll bite and let you know how I did:

Your score is 140

LEVEL 7 – VERY FEMININE

It’s kinda assumed ‘Oh, yeah he’s gay’. Your consistent behavior leads anyone you come in contact with to think that you’re more than likely a fun loving homo boy. You’re the life of the party and your hands are moving and talking as much as your mouth. You clothes are so perfect that sometimes they look fake.

Huh. Nothing there to be ashamed of - fun-loving, life of the party, perfect clothes. I don’t get what the big deal is…

Esprix

[Fiver]

Well, I don’t know what to make of this, but I’m a straight guy who scored Level 7: equal to distinguished SDMB gay-boys Esprix and matt_mcl.

Okay, now for the backpedaling:

My eyebrows grow together if I don’t pluck between them!

It’s hard to keep dogs in the city…that’s why I’m a cat person.

As for the Nair…doesn’t everyone experiment when they’re young?

[Totoro]

Another straight guy that hit level seven! It’s no doubt, I rock.

[iampunha]

In steps (one of) the bi guy(s):

Your score is 66

LEVEL 4 – SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING

Hmm . . .

[tubagirl]

My husband is:

Your score is 78

LEVEL 4 – SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING

I always thought he was more femine than that. I guess it is who you hang around. With my male friends, Chris is more on the femine side. But that’s what makes him great to be with.

[AHunter3]

"Your score is 118

LEVEL 6 – MOSTLY FEMININE

People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of
behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your
feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine
with you."

[Spiritus_Mundi]

I guess that means I get o join the ambiguously gay duo of Spiritus Mundi, and Dr. Matrix.

C’mon in, Scylla. The bathwater is juuuuuuust right.