How stupid is John Tesh?

Awesome.

I never cared for Tesh. I never saw him as being a credible person (whether this story is true, or not).

This is a second or third hand re-telling by someone who purported to be intimate with Tesh. While I could see a pissed ex-girlfriend dishing nonsense like this out, I really have a credibility problem imagining hearing those words come out of a guy’s mouth. Getting a sudden panic attack because you are boinking someone with a different skin tone is not something guys tend to do.

Unless you notice she’s become bluish-grey and not breathing, then you call your friend Matt Damon.

What words? There was no quote.