How terrorists win

When Americans can’t upgrade their insoles from foam rubber to gel … the terrorists have won!

When shampoo is considered more dangerous than real poo… the terrorists have won!

When American can’t haul a few tons of fertilizer and diesel fuel in a Ryder truck… the terrorists have won!

When Americans can’t mail an envelop of powdered sugar to their sweetheart … the terrorists have won!

So nobody on a plane these days is gellin’?

Must be a lot of yellin’.