How to best americanize my name?

Instead of “chaos”, it sounds like that place was “free”.

Try–Freeman.

Being a huge fan of Get Smart, I’d go with Kaosson, or O’Kaos. How much more American can you get than Get Smart?

(emphasis mine) Pronounced “Old Sock”?

Ataxia - Literally a state of no control. But it’s commonly used as a medical term for a loss of musle control.

Bedlam - A English insane asylum. Later became a term for any wild place. Somebody already mentioned O’Bedlam.

Coventry - Robert Heinlein had a lawless place called Coventry in one of his stories.

Ginian - An Old English word for chaos. Could be adapted as MacGinian, McGinian, or O’Ginian.

Nihil - Literally means nothing. The root for nihilism, a political belief that rejects all political beliefs.

Tarakhe - A classical Greek word for chaos.

Upon further research, it appears ginian might be better translated as “yawn”. It became connected with chaos because early definitions of chaos refered to a gaping chasm or void.

Um, no, pronounced like OLODSOC.

Or, more specifically, /oʊladsak/.

Havoc, Rick Havoc.

Sorry, given the chance to change your real life name, you must be called: McLovin’

Just McLovin. It’s badass.

Hehehe, I thought about McLovin, but I don’t need to legally change my name for that, just get a fake ID!

I’m strongly leaning towards Kaos as a last name. O’Kaos would be more accurate but also less international.

What do you think is a first name that goes best with Kaos?

Something that starts with a hard K sound - alliteration is tuff.

Kuir Kaos?

Killroy Kaos.
Kronic Kaos.
Johnny Kaos.
Oklahoma Kaos.

Kermit! :wink:

Armistice M. Kaos

Dredd Q. Kaos

Max Kaos?

Maximilian P. Kaos.

Kanye Kaos.
Actually, Kanye O’Kaos is pretty rad.

Ernst Stavo Kaos.

The Third.

George T. Horseprotection!

Maximillian Von Kaos