How to bring about international peace and unity.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In order to bring about greater international understanding and promote world peace, I have been compiling a list of how to express a rather important sentiment to those who do not speak your native tounge. I have 40 languages in the list so far, and perhaps the members of the SDMB will assist me in adding even more. So please, peruse the list below and express your true feelings to those from different cultural backgrounds.

I am not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
American
I am not wearing any trousers. Film at 11.
English
No tengo puesto ningunos pantalones.  Película a las 11.
Spanish
Je ne porte aucun pantalon.  Film à 11. 
French
Ich trage keine Hosen. Film bei 11.
German
Non sto portando alcuni pantaloni.  Pellicola a 11.
Italian
Eu não estou desgastando nenhumas calças.  Película em 11.  
Portuguese
Gno mou shiok fu, sap yat tim yau siu sek.
Cantonese
Jag har inga byxor på mig. Film kl 11.
Swedish
Uiopy treintity angleksi a retyuivia.  Arestada bermany 11.
Chief Afghanistani
Ik heb geen broek aan. Film om 11 uur.
Dutch
wo mei chuan kuzi. 11 wan jian.
Mandarin
Minulla ei ole housut päällä - elokuva alkaa klo 11
Finnish
Asieoniezi asieoniezi asieoniezi! Asieoniezi asieoniezi, asieoniezi.
Asieoniezi!
Pants sil sil sil! Beable doidy druidy 11!
Kibology
Ani lo lovesh michnasayim!  Seret besha`ah 11.
Hebrew
Paji opsoyo. 11 shi e pirum issoyo.
Korean
Jeg har ingen bukser på. Film kl 11.
Danish
Jeg har ingen bukser paa meg.  Film klokken 11 
Norwegian
Chan mai dai sai kangkeng na. Show kun ni siped mong.
Thai
Ako’y ubad itaas at ibaba bali ta.  Mamayang a las 11.
Tagalog
Main pant nahe paye.  Picture 11 vaje.
Punjabi
Mane pant nahe dali.  Picture 11 vaje ayegi.
Hindi
Pantsu o haite imasen.  Eiga wa 11-ji kara desu.
Japanese
Bracas non gero.  Imago movens in undecimam horam exhibebitur.
Latin
Iay mayay otnay earingway antspay. Ilmfay taay evenelay
Pig Latin
D00D, 1 4M N0+ W34R1NG N3 P4NTZ! G1FF 4+ 3l3V3N!
3133+3 5P34K (Cybonics)
Mi ne portas pantalonon.  Filmo je la 11-a.
Esperanto
Na mnje njet brjuk.  Fil’m nachnjotsja v odinnadtsat’ chasov.
Russian
Den forao panteloni. To Eergo stis 11.
Greek
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Morse code.
Am nuk b hebs aper. As em met ua.
Egyption (Ancient)
Mek dem come, me wachti dem.
(Surinam)
No porto pantalons, pel·lícula a les onze
Catalan
yopwaH vItuQbe’taH.  cha’maH wej vatlh rep lut ‘anglu’.
Klingon
I ditraulaeg rhyw llodrau, ffilm am deghaen.
Welsh
Zubon wo haitehen nen. Eiga wa 11-ji kara ya.
Kansai Japanese
Níl treabhsar orm. Scannán ar 11 o’chlog.
Gaelic
Eg er ekki i buxum. Mynd klukkan ellefu.
Icelandic
Hol a nadragom, fafejuek. Rozi a moziban.
Magyar (Hungarian)

Kevin Allegood

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“native tounge” – I’d jump all over this if I weren’t so tired.

::swingin’ in the breeze::
– mime

Just say no.

Loverock used smilies, and see where it got him?

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How did you get the Klingon translation?

The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.

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Agisofia,

Someone offered it to me during one of my postings of this list elsewhere. There’s a made-up Klingon language and a Klingon-English dictionary published somewhere.

Kevin Allegood,

“At least one could get something through Trotsky’s skull.”

  • Joseph Michael Bay
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Nitpicking:

should be:

Minulla ei ole housuja jalassa - elokuva alkaa klo 11

For once you must try to face the facts: Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.

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Ma painta laundaina.
Nepali

Note that this is phonetic as Nepali is written in Devangari script.

“I should not take bribes and Minister Bal Bahadur KC should not do so either. But if clerks take a bribe of Rs 50-60 after a hard day’s work, it is not an issue.” ----Krishna Prasad Bhattarai, Current Prime Minister of Nepal

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Forgot the “film at 11” part:

Eghara baje philim cha.

“I should not take bribes and Minister Bal Bahadur KC should not do so either. But if clerks take a bribe of Rs 50-60 after a hard day’s work, it is not an issue.” ----Krishna Prasad Bhattarai, Current Prime Minister of Nepal