[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
You know that snowman the neighborhood kids build in the park every year? The one with the sewing thimble stuck in the front of the lower snowball?
…everybody knows, dude. 
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I knew they knew. I never knew they cared.
[QUOTE=saoirse]
I just found out that 82% of women care why my schlong is so short. I didn’t even know there was that much interest in the subject.
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Huh. I just found out that only 79% of women care why my schlong is so short.
I’m not sure if having a lower percentage is good news or bad news.
I could see the money coming out of the ATM verrrrrry slowwwwllllly to give the cops time to get there. 
Robber with gun to head (yours not his); “Withdraw $300 or I’ll blow your nose off!!”
You; “OK, just hold on while I enter my PIN number for you.”
*tap
*tap
*tap
*tap
completes transaction
A five comes out really slowly, followed by annnnotttthhher five…
[QUOTE=Jelymag]
No. Nothing will happen. As many people have said. The machine will not give you money becuase it doesn’t work. And the robber could think that you are trying to screw him over and shoot you anyway. I hope nobody hears this and actually tries it in an emergency and something awful happens…
Like the guy in Snopes said- it could certainly have some usefulness but who could figure out their PIN backwards with a gun to their head?
Unless it was 6666, of course… 
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See, this entire thread is a joke thread, see? It was meant to be funny, as in laughing at urban legends. I can’t imagine anyone with half a brain cell attempting to enter a PIN backwards; it is equally hard to imagine anyone taking this thread seriously, although I would like to hear more about women being interested in short peckers.
Well, some women are very interested in short peckers. They even make a career of it. I think they’re called ornithologists.
Ha! I slay me!
If I see the robber in a mirror over the ATM, do I enter my number upside down? Then do the anti-police appear?
[QUOTE=LouisB]
No, no, the machine will fork over the cash just to delay the robber(s) till the cops arrive—robbers are too dumb to know about this trick.
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Either that or they don’t have email accounts…
[QUOTE=LouisB]
I know this is true because it was explained to me by someone I never heard of in an email I opened by mistake.
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I agree that it must be true. My cousin told me that his barber’s wife used this trick and the would-be robber is now serving time.
Last time I did it, I just turned around and stabbed him in the throat.
The real robbers at ATM’s are the owners of the machines that charge you $3 and up to get money out if the machine is not one from your bank.
[QUOTE=DMark]
The real robbers at ATM’s are the owners of the machines that charge you $3 and up to get money out if the machine is not one from your bank.
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Yeah, that’s the guy I stabbed.
No no no no no - the answer is in the title of the thread - foil 'em - wrap 'em in Reynold’s[sup]TM[/sup] wrap!!
It was funnier in my head…
[QUOTE=featherlou]
Well, some women are very interested in short peckers. They even make a career of it. I think they’re called ornithologists.
Ha! I slay me!
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Me too. These orthinologists of which you speak: Do they only specialize in short peckers or do they intentionally discriminate against storks, ibis, roseate spoonbills and others of the long peckered group?
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Huh. I just found out that only 79% of women care why my schlong is so short.
I’m not sure if having a lower percentage is good news or bad news.
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That’s inside the margin of error.
[QUOTE=don’t ask]
Yeah, that’s the guy I stabbed.
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Do him once for me, would ya?
(I’m sure there are ornithologists who specialize in any type of pecker. Short ones, long ones, skinny ones, fat ones…)
Great. I should be getting the same email tonight from one of the elderly gentlemen at church who feels he must warn us ladies about every danger.
Wouldn’t it be cool if, when you entered your PIN backwards the ATM gave you a gun so you could just shoot the guy yourself before the cops get there? Or a machine gun port pened up and shot the guy for you?
I can’t see any problems with that! :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=featherlou]
(I’m sure there are ornithologists who specialize in any type of pecker. Short ones, long ones, skinny ones, fat ones…)
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Even ones with chicken pox?
I’d gladly input my PIN backwards, if it weren’t for the spider bites, hairless Mexican rats, poodles in microwaves, axe-murderers under my car, and other crises that continually beset me. :eek:
[QUOTE=Shoshana]
If I see the robber in a mirror over the ATM, do I enter my number upside down? Then do the anti-police appear?
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Robbers kind of already are the anti-police. So if you see them in the mirror over the ATM, then entering your PIN backwards might have made them retroactively appear, and Snopes is wrong and the OP’s tip was very helpful.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Even ones with chicken pox?
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I actually got that. Thanks for making me howl out loud at my new job.