If I wanted to belittle some of my fellow countrymen, I’d say that if you’re in Haugesund, your first priority would be to get away from the southwest of Norway, and then you’d think about how to get to Trondheim (an excellent destination, btw). The southwest coast is where we keep our Bible belt, you see.
Of course, I’m too nice, as well as full aware that there’s a plethora of regional jokes to tell about Trondheim and Trøndelag in retaliation, so I wouldn’t dream of actually saying that.
ROFL!!! “Leif, I told you we should have turned right at Estotiland. Now, look, we’re in Minnesota, and Garrison Keillor’s going to make fun of our descendants!”