Just a note that black rabbit is now a disgusting little 38 year old.
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Belchvasser is the old Yinglish word for seltzer. So there’s that.
I have a friend who has never burped. Soda does it for me. I can’t make myself burp; if I try, I vomit. That’s less than desirable.
I’ll second this. When I was in my twenties I had symptoms like your boyfriend. Took visiting 4 doctors until I was diagnosed properly. It was a hiatal hernia, commonly known as reflux. It’s easily controlled. I guess it took a few years and a little weight loss, but mine eventually went away.
Edit: Dang it, zombie thread.
Hey, im sure even Zombies have these issues too
Maybe even more so, the tissues being necrotic and all
Try bottled beer. It always made Fred Sanford burp. 