How to go about assassinating somebody?

Yeah, when we played in college, we were all in the same campus club and knew each other/were friendly already. Still can’t imagine doing it these day! We played by the SJ Games Killer rules too, but no squirt/toy guns even then. (1995 or so.) And classrooms were right out.

Oooh, the Raptor Approach…I love it! :smiley:

I have my target. Turns out, it is someone I know. I’ve been to her house and everything. I know there’s a bar close to her house that does karaoke. I just need a sly way to get her to come to the bar. I’m thinking I’ll pretend that a bunch of us are going and meet up with her there and BLAMMO! Soaked.

Strangely enough, she just friended me on Facebook on Saturday and on Sunday (before we got our assignments) I posted to her wall “You’re not going to assassinate me, are you?” No, my dear, it is I who shall soak YOU! MUAHAHAHA. Anyway, I think that gives me an in, but also makes a sudden invite a little…suspicious.

As for defense, there is no escape from my apartment, as there’s only one door. I’m thinking I’ll just stay away all day. Luckily, I can tell the security guys what’s going on and they can kick out trespassers without calling the cops. I don’t see how I can lose.
Oh yeah, workplaces and public transit have been rules off-limits due to obvious concerns.

This could quite easily turn ugly.
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Wasn’t this the plot of a '70’s movie? IIRC, it ended, badly.

I have a meeting with the target tomorrow night. I told her we’re having a work happy hour at a bar that’s riiiight by her house. Like, half a block away. I asked her there on an ambiguous date but implied it was today. She messages me and says “I can’t make it today. I’m sniping people out [near you].” So I’m like “Cool. Let me help. Then you can help me get my guy tomorrow.”

Did you catch that? Yeah, I said “…help me get my guy tomorrow.” BOOM! I’m awesome. I told her “Actually, the happy hour is tomorrow.” so she agreed to see me. It’s perfect that’s it’s a happy hour because that gives me an excuse to be there from any time after work 'til the bar shuts down. She’ll have no excuse not to go.

Oh, she’ll show, all right. And walk right into my trap. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough, hack, cough haha!

I’d tell you guys more, but I have to go help the GF snipe the waiter across the street from us. He’s off shift soon.

What happens if your victim squirts you first?

I have to wait a half hour before getting her again.

Do you know anyone else in the game? Because I’d just pre-emptively snipe them every single time you see one of them, just in case.

Hell, that’s no fair. You should be out of the game if she whacks you first! :slight_smile: