Ethernet cable, some parts from a modem, cable ties, and a capacitor. There was a write up on Wired .
Steken
June 10, 2015, 12:02pm
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Calatin:
Arrogant_B_st_rd:
I’m not really an arrogant bastard…
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…You probably don’t know what any of those things are, but that’s alright.
Reminds me of the old joke:
"People call me condescending.
That means I talk down to people."
Is littering a worse crime than being a douche’ hipster?
Arrogant_B_st_rd:
Good evening. I would like to introduce myself.
First things first, “Arrogant Bastard” is my favorite craft beer, made by Stone Brewery. I’m not really an arrogant bastard. If my personality were a fruit, I would be a tomato. 30 on the outside, 20 on the inside. Can speak Arabic, Japanese, and French somewhat fluently. I own about 12 black shirts from American Apparel (with matching black briefs). Once, I overheard a group of girls outside a record store saying that they cannot resist a man in blue jeans and a black t-shirt. I can operate a carriage with horses. My calligraphy handwriting is beautiful, others say. I carry my accordion with me as much as possible. Last but not least, I work with Greenpeace.
Humanist. Hedonist. Hypnotist.
I like to meet women from online dating sites. A week ago, I thought I stumbled upon my dream girl. In her profile pic she was typing on an old school typewriter. I was impressed by her profile. Her favorite band was Blood Orange. She said could make falafel from scratch and she liked to drink horchata. She mentioned that she liked to wear cool hats to cool places, like imitation custodian hats to trivia nights. You probably don’t know what any of those things are, but that’s alright.
You’re right. I’ve never heard of those things.
I was very disappointed by her Q&A section though. I discovered that she liked to break laws. Apparently, she liked to litter!!!
Two Examples:
Q: Do you ever litter?
Q: What would you do if a passenger in your car tossed garbage outside the window?
Holy shit. That’s pretty much a crime confession. I am absolutely disgusted by people who litter. It is also very illegal in most places. She should be punished. How do I go about reporting this woman? I don’t know her name. Please help!
You should ask her on a date to a restaurant. Then when you meet up slap her in her stupid littering face and vocalize loudly that she is a litterer and have the restaurant call the police. Then slap her again when the police arrive that way they will know how serious of a crime she is committing.
My homebrew is better than Arrogant Bastard. Ironic, isn’t it?
kayaker:
Ethernet cable, some parts from a modem, cable ties, and a capacitor. There was a write up on Wired .
Unless I’m being whooshed, I calll shenanigans on the notion that such a heavily-modified typewriter can be called “old school.”
CGav8r
June 11, 2015, 12:16pm
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Is she hot? So many “crimes” can be disregarded based on levels of hotness, per various law books I’ve read.