How to seduce a woman from Norway

Lutefisk. Trust me on this. Lutefisk. :smiley:

Or lefsa, if you can’t find the lutefisk.
goes to find lefsa griddle-thingy…


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Demonstrate an appreciation of her culture, commiserating for instance about how moose bites can be quite nasty and how one once bit your sister. No, really.

Visst, för fan! :smiley:

I almost got seduced by a sizzlin’ hot Norwegian redhead back in St. Petersburg. I say “almost” because I was too goddamn stupid to realize that if you and she do a crotch grind on the dance floor, that means lovin’ is definitely in the air. Oh no, I wanted alcohol.

Damn. Damn damn damn!!

Jonathan Chance: Everything sounds fun in Norwegian!

I have found a lot can be communicated by holding a person’s hand. Not a sweaty death grip. But a casual, I ment nothing by it, let me take your hand to lead you someplace interesting. As she gets comfortable being in contact with you, stronger feelings can easily be communicated in the same way.

If you really want to impress her in this respect, learn to Telemark, don a lovely Norwegian knit sweater, and then huck yourself off a Rauland mountain hut in a full back layout revealing your manly man attributes. At lest that’s what this Scotsman did, with impressive results following his landing. http://www.telemark.org/pub/pictures/morgedal.gif

Sorry to resurect this post but there has been a slight change in situation, It was my birthday at the weekend and we ended up kissing…
You may be thinking good, But she was very drunk so i had to send her home, me being a gentleman and all. But she may now think ive rejected her. super.