How white are you?

The website Stuff white people like ( http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/ ) has a list of 134 things white people like.

How many do you particularly like?

I made a list of things I definitely like and added a list of things I sorta like or have without being inordinately fond of.
Things I like:
coffee
Barack Obama
Asian girls
David Sedaris
Manhattan
Marijuana
Arts degrees
Musical comedy (no, never!)
Irony
Sarah Silverman
Lawyers
Japan (samurais, Bonzai trees and the best news presenters)
Multilingual children
The Wire
Music piracy (what, people still buy music?)
Free healthcare
Grammar (its definately agrivating alot)
Hating people who wear Ed Hardy

18/134

Sorta like or just happen to have:
Dinner parties
Wine
The Onion
The Daily Show/Colbert Report
Arrested Development
Public radio
Apple Products
Outdoor performance clothes
Facebook

27/134

GovernmentMan, I’m especially curious to know about you.

I’m (mostly) white, and I like:

Picking Their Own Fruit
Where the Wild Things Are
Halloween
Sweaters
Bumper Stickers
Grammar
Bottles of Water
Indie Music
T-Shirts
Sea Salt
Dogs
Irony

Conan O’Brien
Banksy
Funny tattoos
Taking a year off
America
The Onion
Grammar
Music piracy
Sarah Silverman

I am 9/134ths white. The rest? Navajo of course.

Traveling
Microbreweries
Wine
Not having a TV
Standing Still at Concerts
Graduate School
Hating Corporations
Bad Memories of High School
T-Shirts
Shorts
Free Healthcare
Girls with Bangs
Facebook
The Onion

I’m at 40/134. Pretty damn white. Which is accurate.

I’d just like to step in here, and ask, “What the fuck?”

How many do I need to be white?

Huh. Apparently I am a person of color. Only 5 things there…and they were all comedy related.

I am at 42.5.

I counted threatening to move to Canada as a 0.5 since I already live here.

I always hated that site, and I don’t understand why people think it’s funny. It completely conflates the issues of race and class, and that is a huge step backwards in terms of social progress. Really - fuck that site.

72 so I guess I’m super white, although the list looks a lot more to me like “liberal” than “white”. I also feel like I should be able to subtract the items I am adverse to.

About 40. Thankfully the list was made in 2008 but I think I’m getting whiter with age.

I’m pretty white for a Nigger Rican.

Bob Marley
Taking a Year Off
Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
America
Hummus
Pea Coats
The Onion
Free Healthcare
Musical Comedy
Kitchen Gadgets
Sarah Silverman
Sushi
Netflix
The Daily Show/Colbert Report
Marijuana
Having Black Friends
Non-Profit Organizations
Barack Obama
Farmer’s Markets

I’m not very white…

Halloween
Music piracy
San Francisco
Bottles of water
Mos Def
Netflix
Sushi
Veganism
Manhattan
Diversity

I got 11/134. I fail at being white. :frowning:
#1 Coffee
#23 Microbreweries
#30 Wrigley Field
#39 Netflix
#42 Sushi
#53 Dogs
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#100 Bumper Stickers
#106 Facebook
#127 Where the Wild Things Are

#1 Coffee
#18 Awareness
#33 Marijuana
#35 The Daily Show
#50 Irony
#53 Dogs
#84 T-Shirts
#109 The Onion
#112 Hummus
#114 America
#127 Where the Wild Things are
#131 Conan O’Brien

12/134. Hmm…Seems utterly meaningless to me. :dubious:

Not very white?

#119 Sea Salt
#113 Halloween
#112 Hummus
#99 Grammar
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#77 Musical Comedy
#53 Dogs
#51 Living by the Water
#36 Breakfast Places
#34 Architecture
#29 80s Night
#1 Coffee

I only got twelve. Imagine my surprise.

That was my reaction. What the hell is the justification for that site’s blatherings? It looked to me like a someone’s random collection of likes and dislikes, somehow dressed up as “what white people like”.

Wow, whiter than I would have thought.

America
Halloween
The Onion
Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music (actually enjoy it)
Grammar
New Balance Shoes
Free Healthcare
San Francisco
Having Gay Friends (am gay)
Shorts
T-Shirts
Modern Furniture
Musical Comedy
Bottles of Water
Kitchen Gadgets
Living by the Water
Apple Products
The Daily Show/Colbert Report
Architecture
Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
Traveling
Awareness
Farmer’s Markets
Coffee

Hockey isn’t on the list…