Is there any way I’d be able to get you to do this?
What makes you think I have any on?
If you’re male, light them on fire.
If you’re female, say please.
Corollary: If you’re female and attractive, you don’t even need to say please.
Good luck with that. <puts on sweater>
Just ask…
Okay, they’re off. Now what?
“The doctor will be seeing you shortly. Please undress and put on this flimsy paper gown thing. Thank you.”
This. :o
Depends on the day. Most days, you wouldn’t have to say anything. Since I work from home, undies are the Uniform of the Day.
Ask to see all of my tattoos.
Tell me it’s time for bed, I’ll probably get around to it…
Offer me a hot bath in an old fashioned, very deep and wide claw footed tub with Jasmine oil sea salt?
Are you cute, and preferably male?
Well, if you would just have a cam set up when I get home from work, you’d see a bit of a strip tease.
Off with the shoes! Empty all pockets in the kitchen! Head to the bedroom. Off with the pants. Hang them up if not too wrinkly. Off with the shirt! Put in hamper. Off with the bra! Yes, praise Jesus!!! Off with the undies. TMI alert… take a pee. Off with the jewelry. Turn on the ceiling fan, and lie on the bed and get attacked by two dogs who are very happy to see Mommy.
Put on boxers. Put on tank top. Off to the kitchen to fix a drink and think about dinner. Let the dogs out.
The above is the first 15 minutes of my arrival home.
It would probably take some work…
Frankly, I am not a fan of my body, and not too keen to show it to anyone else.
Done. Then I put them back on again.
No thrills were had by anyone.
Male or female, just ask. I’m liberal with the nudity–I’ve worked hard for my body; I feel like showing it off.
Just ask.
If I’m at home, I’m wearing a pair of panties, a pair of glasses, and a pair of flipflops, unless it’s chilly. Then I put on a nightie. The trick isn’t to get me to take my clothes OFF. It’s persuading me to put them on.
When I visit my folks, I have a terrible time because I have to stay dressed. I’ve mentioned to them that I usually don’t wear clothes at my house, but so far, they have not indicated that nudity (or mostly nudity) would be welcomed in their house.
I’d probably remove my clothing if you peed on me.