How would I get you to take off your clothes?

Be a female I would like to see in a similarly unclothed state and be willing to play with me and my girlfriend.

Easy, just give me some privacy and $100.00. Sans the privacy you’d have to devote a good six months to getting to know me and letting me get to know you in a sincere and caring relationship. And be male, 'cause that’s just how I roll.

Before or after?

In order of preference:

  1. Tell me to in a deep, threatening voice
  2. Pay me
  3. (Hmm, can’t work a Hi, Opal! joke in to this one) Almost any other method. I may be overweight but I’ll get naked at almost the drop of a hat.

Ya’. There’s websites devoted to this stuff.
So I hear…

At what age does this behavior occur? When I put bugs down girls’ blouses in grade school, all they did was run around in circles screaming. I’d have tried it in high school if I had known there was going to be a pay off.

Same here. I do strip almost all the way down when I come home from work, but realize I never get completely naked except with my morning shower. And no one’s around to see any of that.

I’ll get naked pretty easily, as long as I don’t feel threatened and it’s appropriate to the situation. (e.g., a party at a friend’s house –OK; a bar –not OK) Suggesting a game of strip-whatever is always a good plan. Games and nudity?!? Count me in!

Just ask- I love being nekkid!
Now, for anyone else that has to look at my naked ass?

Their problem entirely. :smiley:

If I’m reading this right, you’re saying that even after all this, I’m still going to need the hundred bucks. And quite frankly, that’s going to put a wrench in the relationship.

Tell me I can leave my hat on.

You’ve got mail!

No, that would be “Sans the privacy you’re also going to need. . .”

Meh, I don’t know that asking me to do it would work. That’s just strange. But I’m not really modest at all. I don’t really care if someone sees me naked because I know that they’re not actually trying to see me naked. I’m far past the point where anyone would really want to see me sans clothing.