How would one go about booking George Takei?

Say I wish to have George Takei show up at a gala event that I am throwing and say a few words, What steps would I have to take to do this?

or anyone famous for that matter?

How do I locate their talent agent or booking agent? how much do these apperances costs?

First, lure him to Hawaii. Then find this guy named “Dano.” After that, it’s a snap. (It would help if he’s committed a crime of some sort, though.)

oh jeez! a comedian!

at least you are a good one.

well played. well played

The trick is finding his agent. Pretty much all business arrangements need to start there. If he has an official website, there is probably contact info for his agent there.

In my experience, you will likely make all arrangements through his agent and/or manager, and not communicate with the artist himself until he arrives at the event.

Good luck!

Contact info from his web site

Hosato Enterprises, Inc.
PMB 82
419 North Larchmont Boulevard
Los Angeles, California 90004

There are email links too. Send a serious request, and they’ll give you a serious answer.

Yes, he does.

I think Hosato Enterprises would be a good place to start. You have an option there to send fan mail OR contact Hosato Enterprises.

D’oh!

First, you lure him into one of those states where the anti-sodomy laws are still taken seriously . . .

I’d book him as a babyface-in-peril, prolly have him get beat down by Ricardo Montalban and get stretchered out of the arena. The next week, I’d let him cut a promo about how he’s been injured, but he’s got a mystery opponent to get revenge on Montalban, inside a steel cage, at the next PPV. The mystery opponent will be a vaguely familiar masked man, selling big in the early parts of the match, until his shirt is ripped…at which point, he’ll unmask to reveal Shatner. Violence ensues. Both guys blade. Kirk goes over, but Montalban has a foot on the ropes to keep his heat.