I have enough skeletons in my closet that I wouldn’t dream of running for public office anyway. My SDMB posts are the least of it.
Hell, forget the skeletons. It’s the fresh bodies I’d be concerned with hiding.
Since I intend to be forcibly taking control of this country (some time 'round 2038, maybe '39 if my schedule gets crammed), I doubt my posts here will do little to make me look “bad”, per se. My massive death camps and vile, torturous ways will do that for me.
My first act as Supreme Emperor: National video clip of me wiping my ass with the Constitution! Eat that, ya freedom-loving hippies! Bwahahaha!
Some of the things I’ve posted in the past would probably get me shot if I ran for office in, say, Dallas. Here in Bubbaville, I’d probably pick up a few votes.
I expect most of the Moderators would be pretty safe.
I think my running naked thread would kill me. 
Every one of us is a paid member of an organization whose stated purpose is to fight ignorance. We’ve lost the southern states already.
~sings~ Doom doom doom doom doom ~sings~
The sexuality posts alone would doom me.
Then again, anyone who would vote for me deserves what they get. I do have political ambitions of nebulous kind, but I’m not stupid enough to think that I’d actually ever be elected.
All the times I called Dodger fans inbred morons who are easily distracted by shiny objects would probably enough to kill me. I regret nothing!