Pretend you’re the attorney who has to defend Star Simpson, who is accused of terrorism in a fake bomb scare. What would be your defense argument/strategy?
Lack of intent.
Step #1) Stop laughing at the idiot.
Step #2) When you start again, refer to Step #1).
Step #3) Plead the sucker out.
Step #4) If this doesn’t work, stop laughin at the idiot.
Step #5) Try to pretend he’s an emotional wreck and wasn’t thinking clearly.
Dimished Capacity.
Step #6: find out what sex your client is before you represent her.
If the fuse ain’t lit, you must acquit
That, or the Chewbacca defense.