How would you like me to snap that middle finger off and feed it to you, asshole?

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin

Now THAT is topical.

Many people do not honk their horn with expectation of everyone getting out of their way; many times they do it to make the people around them as uncomfortable and frustrated as they are, the tactic seems to have worked on you. You should just chill out.

This.

My dad used to say “That guy’s in a rush to get to a funeral (his own)”.

It can happen.

Stop for two - Keep the brakes on for just a little bit longer at stop signs, because the guy behind you will be right on your tail as you go through.

:dubious:

You don’t really know what a giraffe is, do you? Admit it, you think it’s a type of fish.

It ain’t?

Well, during the rainy season, the Serengeti’s probably downright tropical. It’s already a hell of a lot more tropical than Minnesota’ll ever be, that’s for certain.

I had to impose one on myself since it’s a small town and I think I flipped off a colleague. You know you will see whoever it is again. Now I just stick out my tongue.

I am working on quiet acceptance of people who cross where there’s no crosswalk. It’s going to happen, just don’t get all worked up.