How would you like to a Donald Trump "Mainstream Media Survey"?

Evidently, Trump doesn’t believe in Polls.

So he created one. :stuck_out_tongue:

Here is Trump’s “vote as many times as you like with no accountability, 'Cause That’s Just The Kinda President I Am”" mainstream media survey.

Enjoy!!!

https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/
C’mon People!!! Lets Make America Great Again…!*
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*Brought to you by Spineless Gutless Scumbag Right-wing Cowards and Thieves who are Happy to give America to Putin with a Blowjob and a Kiss!

I took the survey. It’s put together about as well any of the President’s ventures. All the questions are labeled “1”. Several of the questions have double negatives, which will surely confuse the President’s supporters.

When you see a double negative, you have to drink.

It’s the Trump Way.

I filled this out 3 or 4 times already. I think I’m due to fill it out again.

Here’s a random name generator.

Now, Remember boys and girls…! Many Will Enter, Few Will Win…!

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(Emphasis mine.)

:confused::confused::confused:

They apparently reset the survey.

The questions are actually numbered sequentially now. But they are still worded poorly. The target audience will not know how to answer them “correctly”.

Serious question: what fraction of the current Trump staff has a college degree? Because there’s a severe lack of editing skills.

I wonder if they remembered to put an anti-bot protection on it this time.

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I seriously doubt the wording and bots matter at all. They’ll just wait a couple weeks then announce that the survey said 90% of Americans want the government to regulate the media.

I don’t even think it is that. I think it is just intended to harvest email addresses. They had a survey there during the campaign as well but never released the results.

Actually I wouldn’t, in the least, put it past those POSs to do just that - the perfect horseshit ammo they need.
Of course, the backlash against whatever the unbelievable result will be should be (better be) tsunami-like.

I gave them my real email address. If I start getting harassed, I’ll know why.

What an utterly asinine survey that was.

LOL, that was a hoot. I seriously wonder if they are running the entire administration with lowest bid temp workers. Over half of those questions were so poorly worded that you really had to parse out what they were going for.

It’s scary that this is apparently the newly edited version.

I am…without words. Love the ‘our party’ thing, though, as if he’s a Republican.

It’s right there in question #1 ‘our movement’.

They just banned the New York Times, BuzzFeed News, CNN, The Los Angeles Times and Politico from a press conference.

I’m so ethical I’ve only filled this out once. That may be a failure to exploit this opportunity.

Fortunately, I have multiple personalities.

It’s the Iranian way!