How would you measure the volume of a human body?

While you’re at it, try the following:

  1. Find a copy of Kilroy Was Here, or Paradise Theater.

  2. Grind to a fine powder.

  3. Sprinkle into water used for dipping baby (for better accuracy, calculate volume of album before pulverizing).

  4. Presto! Instant invulnerability.

  5. (optional) Shoot arrows at child to test.