If so, what did you use, a wooden yardstick, a carpenter’s measuring tape or a tailor’s measuring tape?
I myself have used a measuring tape, because it does stretch a bit.
When you thought you’d gotten it all the way rigid, did you grunt a bit and lift your ass off the bed?
An old friend of mine, who was way overweight, told me once he could never be a golfer.
“Why not?”, I asked him.
“Because if I put the ball where I could see it, I couldn’t hit it, and if put it where I could hit it, I couldn’t see it.”
I’m willing to bet he’s never measured his . Unless he had a gastric. And then he’d have to move all that skin out of the way.:eek:
And I’ll bet my friend Johnny L A has some previous threads about this he’s about to link us to?
I thought mine might be a bit unique, however.
Quasi
What did I use? An odometer.
pravnik
February 22, 2011, 1:18am
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Your penis made the Kessel Run?
Are we allowed to use 'Your mother . . ." type snappy come backs here?
Response #2:
Nope, my arms aren’t long enough to do so.
I love Richard Pryor! All these are hilarious, guys, thanks.
I don’t know if I can do this legally here, but we all need to direct our attention to our Kiwi friends in New Zealand who are going through an earthquake…
Thanks
Q
‘I know what you’re thinking, baby; and if I told you, you’d think I was talking centimeters!’
Mr.Me
February 22, 2011, 3:25am
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Any guy that says he’s never measured it is a liar, and a fool if he admits that he has.
I can confidently state that my penis is long enough to reach my body.
I can confidently state that my penis is long enough to reach her *, and that’s all that matters.
and then some.
My wife’s hands.
Is four hands big or not?
Okay, I have to asked: the measuring tape or your penis?
elf ! :):)
Both!
OMG! I don’t believe I made that mistake!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
Q
Tangent
February 22, 2011, 8:22am
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I compare mine to a ruler that’s flying by at relativistic speed.
