A masterpiece, friend Shodan, truly the acme.
It is entirely true that we have installed an apparently decent fellow as the Mayor of Khabul. This, of course, after renting the loyalty of his opposition warlords with baskets of Benjamins. You are, of course, welcome to fantacize that this is the same as installing a new governance in Afghanistan. We are equally free to snicker derisively, which is more respect than this deserves.
This isn’t even post hoc ergo propter hoc, as it wasn’t even post! Libya had been making noises about its eagerness to rejoin the community of nations for months before the glorious liberation of Iraq.
Well, yes, of course, as long as you keep the definition closely under control. Was there ever any serious doubt that America’s military force would prevail? Was there ever any doubt that if we took a running start and leapt for all we were worth, we could manage to plop ourselves directly in the center of a tar pit? While you have been busy cheering our success, the bubbly glorp is now about our knees, heading north.
By golly, that’s true! Precisely the same “negotiating table” that the aforesaid “liberal dolt” brought them to in 1994. This ranks as a splendid and bold accomplishment in your eyes. Why this should be so eludes us who do not share your unique perspective.
Just so. No one did anything, to speak of. The record of this administration and the previous in this regard is dismal, one cannot say otherwise. Precisely how dismal is Dean’s record in this is open to view, the record of the Bushiviks is under investigation. We have already discussed the eagerness of the WH to further such investigation and disclosure.
Suffice to say that no one did a splendid job. But Dean failed to adequately protect Vermont. Mr. Bush’s responsibility, and hence his failure in that responsibility, far exceeds Mr. Dean’s.
A rather broad statement. Suffice to note that you offer us no evidence beyond your much esteemed expertise. Please feel free to return to this theme when you can offer actual evidence.
Isn’t that “fuzzy-thinking”? I remember many years of anti-liberal slurs, I’m pretty sure that is the formula. As to being “fatuously ill-informed” in comparison to Fearless Misleader, I simply cannot proceed, I cannot effectively type with tears of mirth clouding my sight. You are too many for me, I fold.
If we were to restrict our observations entirely to Mr. Bush’s proven capacities in these matters, I rather imagine we could demonstrate that Carrot Top was a superior choice for the office of President. Of course, Dean has no demonstrated ability in the international arena. This is an enormous advantage in comparison to a record of mendacity, ham-fisted diplomacy, and sheer, unalloyed stupidity.